UCLA Arc

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Not to be confused with the College Arc.

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The UCLA Arc, or the Second College Arc, was a period throughout January 2024 where Daniel Larson took fake college classes organized by trolls and his then management, Clark. These classes often taught ridiculous and downright misinformation on many topics, such as the so-called emperor of "Ancient Texas", as well as informing Daniel of the Chinese tradition of eating dogs. Daniel took these classes through, January 22nd, evidenced by a video claiming that he had gotten accepted, up to February 3rd, stopping following his arrest.

Following the College Arc ending with Daniel being arrested for assaulting a security guard, Daniel remained adamant about going to college, despite having absolutely no ethic to do work, or the fact that it was extremely late into the school year, especially to be applying. On December 22, 2023, Daniel announced that he had applied for college, specifically UCLA. [1] A couple of hours later, Daniel posted another video saying that his application had been accepted.[2]

Following the College Arc ending with Daniel being arrested for assaulting a security guard, Daniel remained adamant about going to college, despite having absolutely no ethic to do work, or the fact that it was extremely late into the school year, especially to be applying. On December 22, 2023, Daniel announced that he had applied for college, specifically UCLA. [3] A couple of hours later, Daniel posted another video saying that his application had been accepted.[4]

Daniel's college announcement


Daniel claimed to have called the college, and said that he will start in a month in a half and that he will be getting his equipment soon.

Start

On January 22, 2024, Daniel claimed that he was starting classes that day.[5] A user on Daniel's YouTube community post asked him what he is majoring in, to which Daniel responded, "Entertainment business."[6] Daniel claimed that Clark was paying for his classes.[7] [8] Unbeknownst to Daniel, his then manager, Clark, set up an elaborate scheme to troll Daniel.

On January 24, Daniel revealed some PowerPoint slides from a class he was taking on "Ancient Texas."[9][10] These slides contained fictional information about the alleged topic, such as how the first king was, "Ishid Anfarded." Daniel posted many of these slides on his YouTube community page, coupled with text such as, "I learned about the timeline of Texas today in college,"[11] and "I learned about giants today in college."[12] Daniel obviously failed to understand that he was being trolled, and that his classes were not real. When asked what he had learned about Shakespeare, Daniel claimed that he learned that "He had autism."

Gallery

At the time of Daniel posting these images, no one had access to the full recordings of these college "classes". Though, during the time Daniel was imprisoned during the Jail Arc, Flexburger started to release them. Since then, there have been about 4 full-length classes released by Flexburger on the LarsonLeak Raw subsidiary channel.

First Class: Ancient Texas

The first video from this arc, posted on the 5th of February 2024 shows a history lesson taught by faux professor Mikael Elchfeld. The subject of this lesson was on the fictional civilization of Ancient Texas, an ancient civilization that settled around modern day Texas in the cities of Houston, Dallas, and El Paso, including such names like the aforementioned king "Ishid Anfarded", as well as learning about Ancient Giants.


Ancient Texas UCLA Lesson

Second Class: Music and Ent.

On the 6th of February 2024, Flexburger would release the second class that Daniel took, that being Music and Entertainment.

Music and Ent. UCLA Lesson

Third Class: Ancient Songs

In this class, Daniel Larson learns about the faux history of music.

Ancient Songs Lesson

Fourth Class: Rise of Cheng

In this class, Daniel Larson learns about faux Chinese history, with names such as "Tao Chen Mai Dek" and "Mi Coo Chee Etch". Notably, a fake Asian student is seen attending the lesson and freaks Daniel out claiming to be part of the Chinese government following Daniel. Daniel's compulsive lying is noteworthy here in a following phone call with Clark. Daniel notably exits the class on numerous occasions here, fearing for his life.

Ancient China/Rise of Cheng Lesson
Transcript


(Pre-Lesson Introduction)


Professor Christopher D'Amato: Alright, today we are going to be talking about Chinese History! We've covered the Ancient Texanians, we have covered the Romans, and last week I asked you to do your assignment for the Romans! What's going to happen is the assignment that I told you to do last week on the Google Classroom you'll se that there is an area to submit your 8 or 9 sentences about the Roman um...person of interest that I asked you to write about. Um if you'd like to submit it to the Google Classroom um...please do so.


(Lesson Starts)


Professor: So today we are going to be talking about Chinese History. So lets get started, alright?


(Switches to second slide)


Professor: So the first emperor of Imperial China was Tao Chen Mai Deck...um...he was the first emperor of Imperial China! And he invented fornification, so he was one of the most important leaders of China and founded China in the way that it is today! Now once we get into the communist aspect of China we'll start to talk about that but back in the days of Imperial China, they were not communist! They were moreso Buddhist! And um...Taoist! Right? Also Confucianist! Right so these were all the Chinese beliefs before Communism! Buddhism, and Saoism. Right?


(Switches to third slide)


Professor: So lets talk about the first empress of Imperial China, right? So you have the first emperor, now what about the first empress of Imperial China? Um... her name was Mi Coo Chi Etch, she was a famous empress...uh... and she actually invented basketball! Um... modern day basketball is much different from the ancient version of basketball in which Chinese peasants played. Um...but she was responsible for coming up with the concept of basketball! Has anyone ever heard of Mi Coo Chi Etch before?


Students: Yes professor! (All at once)


(A student in the background starts vocalizing named Loren Nakamura)


Cheng Xi: Please mute your microphone!


Professor: ...microphone. Um Cheng, you might have a little bit of insight since you're from China. If you care to explain...um...


(Silence for a few seconds, before switching to the fourth slide)


Professor: Okay, I guess not! Alright anyway, we are going to move on to the first president of Imperial China, right? So the presidents...the emperors of Ancient China changed over into presidents in the uhh... 20th century right? So the first president of Imperial China was Han Jeob. Alright? Han Jeob was the first uhh...president and he was known for selling children to Germans in World War II! The Chinese needed a lot of money for their war effort in World War II so they sold a lot of their children... Umm... to uh... the Germans, right? And that could have been for medical experimentation, it could have been for their war effort and they needed more soldiers, umm...but he is known for making that umm...incredible deal... umm...with the Germans in regards to selling children!


(Cheng Xi raises his hand)


Professor: Um...yes Cheng Xi?


Cheng Xi: So sorry I walking home from very important meeting with uhh... government official. I want to answer your last question about her, the emperor!


Professor: Empress uhh... Mi Coo Chi Etch?


Cheng Xi: Yes professor, she introduced uhh many cultural phenomena like uhh...many festival and uhh...important implementations to our country.


(Daniel Larson interjects)


Daniel Larson: Excuse me um can I ask uhh who this government official is, is it from the US or is it a Chinese government official just curious.


Cheng Xi: Excuse me Mr. Larson, none of your business!


Daniel Larson: Okay sorry for the creshtion I didn't mean to!


(Switches to Fifth Slide)


Professor: Alright, um... next the last person we're going to learn about is the first female president of Imperial China, so she was the last president or person in charge of Imperial China...um...her name was So Hor Ni. Um.. she was the first woman to eat 6000 bowls of rice in one sitting.


(Daniel leaves the zoom call in the middle of the lecture)


Sam White: Oh my god he left...dude what the fuck is going on why is anyone talking.


Cheng Xi (in real voice): His phone probably died, his phone probably died. He was outside.


Sam White: I think he didn't like your answer. You said "none of your business".


Isha Narayanasami: He's fucking terrified right now.


Cheng Xi: He's so scared, he thinks that the people following him are from China.


Clark Hunter: Yeah, he just texted me "please leave class immediately dangerous".


(Participants in the Zoom call start laughing)


(Video cuts to a phone call Daniel made with Clark after he left the meeting)


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