Chris Chan

Overview

[More can be found on the official Chris Chan wiki]

Chris Chan (Christine Weston Chandler / Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime) is a fellow lolcow/horrorcow who was first mentioned by Daniel on July 3, 2023 during the July 3rd Community Tab Incident. Chris would later go on to also mention Daniel herself. Despite both of these figures acknowledging each other's existence, they have never actually interacted with each other. Daniel seems to have a neutral opinion of Chris, while Chris has said that she considers Daniel to be a "decent guy".

Chris biography

Chris was born on February 24, 1982. She was "discovered" in 2007 by the SomethingAwful forums. When being discussed online, her life is often split up into three distinct sections - pre-discovery Chris, "classic Chris" which lasted from her discovery to the death of her father in 2011, and post-classic Chris. The three are all very distinct people. Pre-discovery Chris was relatively similar to classic Chris, the only major difference between the two being interaction with the Internet. She was a deeply naive and impressionable manchild who had serious trouble with social interaction, not only because of her autism and social awkwardness but also because of her behavior towards other people which included flipping out in public, bigotry, and pervy behavior towards women (including drawing porn of her friend and posting it online). Despite these disturbing personality traits, classic Chris (and pre-discovery Chris, retroactively) is usually considered a lolcow. Meanwhile, modern Chris is usually considered a "horrorcow". This means that she is now usually seen as more disturbing than comedic. Following her father Bob's death, as well as an incident around a month later where her and her mother attempted to run someone over, Chris became less active online and her behavior was seen as sad more often than humorous. Chris could have been considered a sadcow during this period of time.

Following the "blarms saga" in 2014 where Chris pepper sprayed a GameStop employee following months of online rage about Sonic being portrayed with blue arms, Chris was considered humorous again, albeit not as much as she was during the classic era. Chris also transitioned MtF around the time her online comeback began, following years of identifying as a "tomgirl". Her descent into horrorcowdom truly began in October of 2017, when she was first contacted by Joshua Wise, a.k.a. the "Idea Guy". Him and several other trolls would take the delusional beliefs that Chris had already had in the back of her mind since before she was discovered and make them an integral part of her personality. They also extorted her out of $6,000 worth of money and physical assets. Even after the Idea Guys were exposed and removed from contact with Chris in April of 2018, she would not become less delusional. Beliefs that they themselves had introduced to her such as the "dimensional merge", the idea that all fictional characters exist in different universes and will one day enter the universe that humans live in, became the only thing that Chris cared about. At some point, she also began to believe that she was in a polyamorous relationship with various fictional characters, and that she herself was actually Sonichu, the protagonist of her infamous comic book series. Her status as an object of horror was cemented on the 30th of July, 2021, when a call leaked in which she admitted to regularly having sex with her mother for around a month. She would go on to spend around two years in jail after this, and several months after being released would finally return to the internet in October of 2023.

Daniel on Chris

Daniel mentioned Chris towards the end of his infamous 7/3/2023 meltdown.

Chris on Daniel

On November 3, 2023, Chris held a QnA livestream. She was asked multiple times about Daniel (as well as Cyraxx). She responded to one question about Daniel by saying "I've heard of that guy, he's decent", but also at one point insinuated that Daniel was not a worthy heir to the lolcow throne. Daniel has yet to respond to these comments.