Chris Chan
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Christian Weston Chandler
Chris Chan
CWC
Jesus Christ (since September 2021)[lower-alpha 1]
More can be found on the CWCki, Chris's official wiki.
Christine Weston "Chris Chan" Chandler, formerly Christian Weston Chandler (born: Christopher Weston Chandler; 24 February 1982) is a fellow lolcow/horrorcow who was first mentioned by Daniel in 2023 during the July 3rd Community Tab Incident. Chris would later go on to mention Daniel himself. Despite both of these figures acknowledging each other's existence, they have never actually interacted with each other. Daniel seems to have a neutral opinion of Chris, while Chris has said that he considers Daniel to be a "decent guy".
Chris biography
See also this same information on the CWCki.
Chris was born on February 24, 1982. He was "discovered" in 2007 by the SomethingAwful forums. When being discussed online, his life is often split up into three distinct sections - pre-discovery Chris, "classic Chris" which lasted from his discovery to the death of his father in 2011, and post-classic Chris. The three are all very distinct people. Pre-discovery Chris was relatively similar to classic Chris, the only major difference between the two being interaction with the Internet. He was a deeply naive and impressionable manchild who had serious trouble with social interaction, not only because of his autism and social awkwardness but also because of his behavior towards other people which included flipping out in public, sexism, and generally pervy behavior towards women (including drawing porn of his friend and posting it online). Despite these disturbing personality traits, classic Chris (and pre-discovery Chris, retroactively) is usually considered a lolcow. Meanwhile, modern Chris is usually considered a "horrorcow". This means that he is now usually seen as more disturbing than comedic. Following his father Bob's death, as well as an incident around a month later where his mother attempted to run someone over, Chris became less active online and his behavior was seen as sad more often than humorous. Chris could have been considered a sadcow during this period of time.
Following the "blarms saga" in 2014 where Chris pepper sprayed a GameStop employee following months of online rage about Sonic being portrayed with blue arms, Chris was considered humorous again, albeit not as much as he was during the classic era. Chris also transitioned MtF around the time her online comeback began, following years of identifying as a "tomgirl". His descent into horrorcowdom truly began in October of 2017, when he was first contacted by Joshua Wise, a.k.a. the "Idea Guy". Him and several other trolls would take the delusional beliefs that Chris had already had in the back of his mind since before he was discovered and make them an integral part of her personality. They also extorted him out of $6,000 worth of money and physical assets. Even after the Idea Guys were exposed and removed from contact with Chris in April of 2018, he would not become less delusional. Beliefs that they themselves had introduced to him such as the "dimensional merge", the idea that all fictional characters exist in different universes and will one day enter the universe that humans live in, became the only thing that Chris cared about. At some point, he also began to believe that he was in a polyamorous relationship with various fictional characters, and that he himself was actually Sonichu, the protagonist of his infamous comic book series. His status as an object of horror was cemented on the 30th of July, 2021, when a call leaked in which he admitted to regularly having sex with his mother for around a month. He would go on to spend around two years in jail after this, and several months after being released would finally return to the internet in October of 2023.
Daniel on Chris
Daniel mentioned Chris towards the end of his July 3rd Community Tab Incident.
Chris on Daniel
On November 3, 2023, Chris held a QnA livestream. He was asked multiple times about Daniel (as well as Cyraxx). He responded to one question about Daniel by saying "I've heard of that guy, he's decent", but also at one point insinuated that Daniel was not a worthy heir to the lolcow throne. Daniel has yet to respond to these comments. However, in a later live stream on the 10th, Chris would claim to not know who Daniel is.