Lil Sippy AMA
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On October 17th, 2024, Lil Sippy posted onto the r/daniellarson subreddit, seeking to do an AMA and dispel rumors regarding his recently revealed criminal charges.
Below is his original post.
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Now that I’m finally able to post (my account is new and didn't meet the age requirements for posting until it turned ten days old; the post of my first call was ostensibly approved by the mods but anything else I’ve tried to post before my account reached a certain age was instantly deleted), I am going to clear up some lies that have been posted about me. First off, I’m not a pedophile. You guys just love to make slanderous shit up with zero evidence and that’s why nobody takes you idiots seriously. I’m not homeless, I do have friends and family, I am not a child abuser, I never told Daniel that I could get him out of jail. I never threatened an air force base. I’m not a Trump supporter, but the fact that you Redditards are so radical left that anyone who supports a political candidate whom you disagree with is automatically a psychopath in your eyes speaks volumes about your character. I don’t “pop Xanax”. I’m not a “school shooter worshipper” and I’m not prohibited from being around children, as a matter of fact I am around children every day. I’m not trying to get Daniel to perpetrate a mass shooting, or any crime for that matter. I don’t have a “complete disregard for the law”, as a matter of fact, I have followed the law to a T since April. Jesus Christ, the lies you idiots come up with are so lame. Seriously. I will now do a sort of Q&A to answer some of the questions that aren’t predicated on complete lies, both about Daniel and about myself:
Q: But weren’t you charged with child abuse?
A: When I was seventeen years old, I got in a fight with an individual who was, at the time, fourteen or fifteen years old. This individual assaulted me first and I simply did what I needed to do to defend myself. Because the state I live in automatically charges seventeen-year-olds as adults, I was charged with “physical abuse of a child”and I sat in jail for a significant amount of time before going to trial and being acquitted. Because this is overwhelmingly a low-IQ sub, let me explain to you what that means. That means that twelve impartial jurors had all the evidence and witness testimony against me presented to them by an experienced assistant district attorney (i.e., prosecutor) and after hearing all the evidence against me, all twelve of the jurors unanimously decided that I was NOT GUILTY. Here is the UNCROPPED version of a screenshot that was posted recently.
Q: Was the individual injured?
A: I didn’t see any injuries on him, nor did the responding police. But the individual and one witness claimed that he had “cuts on his lip” and “bumps on his head”. No blood. No black eyes. If this individual was injured, the injuries he sustained were minor and essentially self-inflicted by proxy. If someone physically attacks me, I’m not going to just sit back and let it happen.
Q: I think you’re guilty. You probably just hired a good lawyer, didn’t you?
A: This was a trial at which I invoked my Sixth Amendment right, as recognized by SCOTUS in Faretta v. California, 422 U.S. 806, 95 S.Ct. 2525 (1975), to proceed pro se. So, absolutely not.
Q: But weren’t you represented by Mark Richards, the lead defense attorney on the Kyle Rittenhouse defense team?
A: Yes, but I fired him months before trial because he wasn’t representing my best interests effectively.
Q: Why do you idolize mass shooters?
A: I don’t. I have an interest in history, including true crime history. And occasionally I document that on the internet.
Q: Why are you prohibited from being near schools?
A: The judge thinks I am a threat based on some old accusations from 2017 of school-related threats of violence, similar to the accusations leveled against Blark a decade or so ago (which he of course later confessed to), which were never proven against me, coupled with some other circumstances that would take way too long to explain. So, in essence, even though my current charges have nothing to do with schools, the judge still has ordered me to stay away from them (besides simply driving by, which the judge has made an exception for) just because some idiots think I may be a threat to them.
Q: So it has nothing to do with pedophilia?
A: Absolutely not, and for ignoramuses like the ones on the sub making up baseless pedophilia allegations against me, this is why no one takes you seriously. When you’re constantly calling people pedos just because you don’t like them, nobody is going to believe you when you call out an actual pedo.
Q: Why are you feeding into Daniel’s delusions?
A: At first I tried to get him to stop believing in all that crazy shit but now it’s become obvious that he never will. So now I just go along with it. Most of the shit I say makes him feel better. I mean, if you were sitting in jail, wouldn’t it make things at least a little bit better if you thought you were going to drop a mixtape with Keith Chief when you got out?
Q: Why do you want to help someone like Daniel get out of jail after all the bad things he’s done?
A: Everyone makes mistakes, and all or at least nearly all of Danderson’s mistakes were made as a direct result of his psychosis, which was extremely exacerbated by idiot trolls like Combotter. I want to see Daniel at a point in his life where his psychosis and other mental issues are under control to the point that he can become a productive member of society.
Q: If you’re not trying to recruit Daniel for a mass shooting, what are your intentions with our President?
A: To be his friend and help him, and document his oral statements on the internet, since people are so interested in him.
Q: Why are you posting fake letters?
A: The letter wasn't fake. It probably wasn't handwritten by Daniel himself because it has lowercase Ls uncharacteristic of Mr. President's handwriting and is missing the signature zigzag-shaped Ns. But it was likely dictated by Daniel to some other prisoner. Considering the fact that Daniel is on a PC tier with a bunch of chomos, I don't think it's unlikely that someone else in Danderson's pod would have any moral or religious qualms about writing "is a gag reflex normal when you're about to cum?" if a schizophrenic man asked them too. I suspect Danderson knew that his handwriting was incredibly illegible and commissioned someone else to write the letter.
To summarize, I have done absolutely nothing illegal in talking to Danderson, and you can do all the internet detective bullshit you want, make all the FBI reports that you can. Go ahead! But none of it is going to get me in trouble because I never broke the law. And for those believing the lies being spread about me, I hope this post opens your eyes. If not, I’m perfectly fine with being a bad guy in your eyes because your confirmation bias indicates just how much of a slow-in-the-mind you are.
And to those of you who have been grateful for the new Danderson content, have been respectful to me, and not participated in the lie-telling activities, thank you.
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u/No-Kiwi-7342: Thanks for giving us your life story that none of us cared about. If you’d like to file another 6 trillion dollar lawsuit please send your demands to 548 Market St, San Francisco, United States. Enjoy your permanent ban.
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