Mountain Dew Incident
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DO NOT DO THIS! Not only should you keep a great distance from Daniel but assault is a serious crime and you do not have plot armor... even if you did you shouldn't be assaulting people. |
On January 1st, 2024, Daniel was approached by a group of three trolls who were filming, one of them was holding Mountain Dew in a cup. The one holding the cup asked Daniel how he was doing, to which Daniel did not respond, instead saying that he was charging for photos. The man holding the Mountain Dew threw it at him, Daniel attempting to dodge but being ultimately unsuccessful. Daniel then walked away briefly and began to run away and the man who threw the Mountain Dew followed. Daniel shouted "Hey, back away! Back away!" This incident made him stickier and smellier, even moreso than he previously was, mostly due to his poor hygiene.
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- Troll: Daniel, how are you?
- Daniel: Um…
- Troll: Good?
- Daniel: I… I am charging for photos.
- Troll: Charging for photos?
[Drink is thrown]
- Daniel: Hey! Back away!
- Troll: You like that Daniel?
- Daniel: Back away!
[Video repeats at multiple angles]