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}}<blockquote>Daniel: Please, Please! Leave! You are not security!
 
"Security": I'm security Daniel!
 
Daniel: No you're not! I will.. I will literally have my security press charges on you
 
"Security": Daniel, I'm security...
 
Daniel: You're not security!
 
"Security": I am security!
 
Daniel: You're not security!
 
"Security": I am security!
 
Daniel: No you're not.
 
"Security": Daniel, they just hired me.
 
Daniel: No you're not!
 
"Security": I swear to god they hired me Daniel...on tha..on God.
 
Daniel: Okay! Alright! What's your name, then? What's your badge number?
 
"Security": My badge number is 5236.
 
Daniel: Okay! We'll look it up. Please leave for now.
 
"Security": All right, Daniel. We'll be back.</blockquote>


=== YouTube Videos ===
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}}<blockquote>Daniel: I need you guys to leave, okay?
 
"Security 1": We're just standing. We're allowed to stand here. haha.
 
Daniel: Please! when I say leave, that doesn't mean follow me.
 
"Security 2": Alright we won't follow you.
 
"Security 1": Do you own this place?
 
Daniel: Well, I'm also a celebrity and ''it's illegal'' for you guys to just follow me around, let alone have me on video without my consent.
 
"Security 1/2" ''*indistinguishable*''
 
"Security 2": I'm a famous DJ, bro.
 
Daniel: What's your name?
 
"Security 1": Excision.
 
"Security 2": Daft Punk.
 
"Security 1": Daft Punk.
 
"Security 2": He's Excision, I'm Daft Punk
 
"Security 1": True.
 
"Security 2": Have you ever heard of Daft Punk before?
 
"Security 1": You know Daft Punk?
 
Daniel: Wa..What's your Spotify? What's your IHeartRadio?
 
"Security 2": Daft Punk. D-A-F-T-P-U-N-K. I'll get you in the studio if you want! I'll get you in the stute bro
 
Daniel: I already got the studio booked, by [[management]]
 
"Security 2": Yeah but its not Daft Punk's studio
 
"Security 1": By [[Michael Quinn]]? Michael Quinn got you a studio?
 
Daniel: No! My Record Label.
 
"Security 1": Damn...How come Michael Quinn couldn't do it?


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Daniel: Michael Quinn I cut ties with
 
"Security 1": Really?
 
"Security 2": Ooh, man, that's good.
 
"Security 1": Ahh, good, fuck Michael Quinn right?
 
"Security 2": Michael Quinn's a rapist huh?
 
Daniel: Okay, I need you to stop. I need you guys to just leave. All you guys want to do is troll, okay?
 
"Security 1": No, I'm not a troll. I swear Daneil.</blockquote>{{#evt:
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Revision as of 01:05, 25 May 2023

On May 22nd, 2023, in his home state of Colorado, Daniel had an interaction with individuals claiming to be from his security team. Daniel remains adamant that they are not part of his security team and insists that they leave. Despite this, the so-called 'security team' continues to try and convince him otherwise. This event is somewhat unique as it was captured by both parties.

Daniel's Perspective

During the incident Daniel uploaded one YouTube short and two YouTube videos documenting what was happening.

YouTube Short

Daniel: Please, Please! Leave! You are not security!

"Security": I'm security Daniel!

Daniel: No you're not! I will.. I will literally have my security press charges on you

"Security": Daniel, I'm security...

Daniel: You're not security!

"Security": I am security!

Daniel: You're not security!

"Security": I am security!

Daniel: No you're not.

"Security": Daniel, they just hired me.

Daniel: No you're not!

"Security": I swear to god they hired me Daniel...on tha..on God.

Daniel: Okay! Alright! What's your name, then? What's your badge number?

"Security": My badge number is 5236.

Daniel: Okay! We'll look it up. Please leave for now.

"Security": All right, Daniel. We'll be back.

YouTube Videos

Daniel: I need you guys to leave, okay?

"Security 1": We're just standing. We're allowed to stand here. haha.

Daniel: Please! when I say leave, that doesn't mean follow me.

"Security 2": Alright we won't follow you.

"Security 1": Do you own this place?

Daniel: Well, I'm also a celebrity and it's illegal for you guys to just follow me around, let alone have me on video without my consent.

"Security 1/2" *indistinguishable*

"Security 2": I'm a famous DJ, bro.

Daniel: What's your name?

"Security 1": Excision.

"Security 2": Daft Punk.

"Security 1": Daft Punk.

"Security 2": He's Excision, I'm Daft Punk

"Security 1": True.

"Security 2": Have you ever heard of Daft Punk before?

"Security 1": You know Daft Punk?

Daniel: Wa..What's your Spotify? What's your IHeartRadio?

"Security 2": Daft Punk. D-A-F-T-P-U-N-K. I'll get you in the studio if you want! I'll get you in the stute bro

Daniel: I already got the studio booked, by management

"Security 2": Yeah but its not Daft Punk's studio

"Security 1": By Michael Quinn? Michael Quinn got you a studio?

Daniel: No! My Record Label.

"Security 1": Damn...How come Michael Quinn couldn't do it?

Daniel: Michael Quinn I cut ties with

"Security 1": Really?

"Security 2": Ooh, man, that's good.

"Security 1": Ahh, good, fuck Michael Quinn right?

"Security 2": Michael Quinn's a rapist huh?

Daniel: Okay, I need you to stop. I need you guys to just leave. All you guys want to do is troll, okay?

"Security 1": No, I'm not a troll. I swear Daneil.

"Security Team" Perspective

Reddit user LunchAccomplished817 uploaded this video, which was filmed by the 'security team' claiming to have obtained it from Discord, where it was said to be of a friend.