Music Career

One of Daniel's most pursued life-long aspirations is to become a world-famous singer. With the help of Bob (and possibly others), Daniel has been able to produce two official songs: Roaring Thunder (2021) and Something More (2022). The release of his music doesn't come without much controversy; many online users believe that Daniel (or rather, Bob) simply bought the rights to a pre-existing song, providing nothing original except for his vocals. It is also rumored that Bob Proctor has paid $2,000 per studio-recorded song, totaling at a whopping $4,000 so far. The truth behind these allegations cannot be confirmed at this time.

According to Daniel, it takes approximately two to four days to produce one song. The high cost of his music production, in combination with his financial instability and housing crisis, has limited the amount of songs he's been able to create. From July 2021 to July 2022, Daniel claims to have made $400 from the song Roaring Thunder. This page only discusses the two songs that constitute Daniel's official solo music career so far; his full discography can be found here.

Daniel has claimed multiple times that he is a world-famous singer, claiming in an interview with Monkeyman that he had 800 million to 1.2 billion fans of his music. According to an interview with Luke, Daniel genuinely believes he is a world famous singer, mostly because he is regularly recognized in Denver. Luke says Daniel does not understand that he is a lolcow.

Discography

(see discography for full list)

Roaring Thunder

On July 15th, 2021, Daniel kicked off his music career with his first studio-recorded song: Roaring Thunder, which was financed by Bob Proctor. It may have cost him up to $2,000 dollars, and has made about $400.

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

It's been a long time

Never thought this would be

You've always been mine, but I have to be free

Golden sunsets, reflections on the sea

A reminder, of what used to be

[Chorus]

Roaring thunder, northern lights

Through the night, they fly

Pounding hearts, epic voices

Rising to the sky

[Verse 2]

Everything changes, but love remains

My heart and soul, longs for that again

Knowing I'm home, where I belong

Heartache lingers, can we be strong?

[Chorus]

Roaring thunder, northern lights

Through the night, they fly

Pounding hearts, epic voices

Rising to the sky

[Bridge]

Ten thousand miles away, it's a new day

My heart beating along

Will you catch me if I fall?

[Chorus]

Roaring thunder, northern lights

Through the night, they fly

Pounding hearts, epic voices

Rising to the sky (x4)

Something More

On July 1st, 2022, Daniel released Something More. This song was financed by Bob Proctor.

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

The moonlight in your eyes tells me it'll be okay,

When you're beside me the world fades.

Why couldn't it always be this way?

You made everything okay with your loving smile.

And yet behind it all an innocent child.

Wondering why it wouldn't last.

May be haunted by your troubled past.

[Chorus]

The way you laughed,

The way you screamed,

You held me close not sure how it feeled, [sic]

And am I afraid I need to break free?

Is there something more out there waiting for me?

[Verse 2]

As we sat on the dock,

I could hear you mock,

Like I wasn't what you wanted me to be.

Sitting up alone,

And no-one is home,

I'm surrounded by people I don't see.

[Chorus]

The way you laughed,

The way you screamed,

You held me close not sure how it feeled, [sic]

And am I afraid I need to break free?

Is there something more out there waiting for me?

[Bridge]

Alone in the dark, a voice from the past

Two lost souls in life shared at long last

Finally I found love, just in time

Like a dream I've been searching for all of my life

[Chorus]

The way you laughed,

The way you screamed,

You held me close not sure how it feeled, [sic]

And am I afraid I need to break free?

Is there something more out there waiting for me?

Unfinished

In May 2023, Flexburger released Daniel's unfinished studio song Wild Hearts.