Sleepy Joe
The Incident
Daniel had deluded himself into believing he had rented out a movie theatre auditorium. He was loitering in the auditorium, browsing his phone, when he found Sleepy Joe. Daniel started to record himself and remarked, "Okay guys, so I'm about to make a porn video. This is gonna be awesome!" Daniel would then eerily focus his phone on the sleeping man and record him in silence. Daniel would continue to enthusiastically predict his success on PornHub, and soon enough the incident commenced.
At around 45 seconds into the video below, Daniel walked closer to Sleepy Joe. Things seem fine at first, until the sound of Daniel's heavy breathing and meat being pounded is picked up by his phone. The true horror of this incident is then realized. After finishing, Daniel would sing a song for Sleepy Joe.
"Lullaby, goodnight.
Go to bed now and sleep tight.
Close your eyes, it'll be all right
When you're at the movie theatre and no where to hide"
Daniel would then make a noise resembling a cackle, thus concluding the Sleepy Joe incident.
The Video
https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/v6gazm/does_anyone_else_remember_these_videos_theyre/