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| 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | ||
| 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | | 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | ||
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| 14 = Stop lying about CP... or I will kill everyone who says that I have it. | | 14 = Stop lying about CP... or I will kill everyone who says that I have it. | ||
| 15 = [[Roe v. Wade Reversal Protest.|So, because of my autism, my grandmother passed away of cancer in 2000.]] | | 15 = [[Roe v. Wade Reversal Protest.|So, because of my autism, my grandmother passed away of cancer in 2000.]] | ||
| 16 = I just called | | 16 = Okay so I just called 9-1-1 and I just literally just screamed "I have a bomb!" on the 9-1-1 number and randomly hung up in hopes to get [[Trolling Escapades|this situation]] heard. | ||
| 17 = There is currently a celebrity in the hospital. Please help spread the message. This is urgent. I am on Xanax. | | 17 = There is currently a celebrity in the hospital. Please help spread the message. This is urgent. I am on Xanax. | ||
| 18 = I'm going to go get lunch today at 12:00 with r2d2... I can't wait. This is gonna be a blast! | | 18 = I'm going to go get lunch today at 12:00 with r2d2... I can't wait. This is gonna be a blast! | ||
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| 34 = Do I look nice? Or do I look like a lizard who came out of a shooting rabbit hole? | | 34 = Do I look nice? Or do I look like a lizard who came out of a shooting rabbit hole? | ||
| 35 = Hello ladies and gentlemen - I will not be doing porn. | | 35 = Hello ladies and gentlemen - I will not be doing porn. | ||
| 36 = I think I made it to Hornywood! | | 36 = Maaan everyone, I think I made it to Hornywood! What the f--k happened! | ||
| 37 = | | 37 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vkv3MQ0_pVQ Hullo everyone! This is Daniel Larson. I love CP.] | ||
| 38 = This is a message to Quandale Dingle - please stop messaging me. ''Go to hell.'' | | 38 = This is a message to Quandale Dingle - please stop messaging me. ''Go to hell.'' | ||
| 39 = The situation is currently being monitored currently. | |||
| 40 = I like boxin' kids like floppers and 200-pumping them. | |||
| 41 = I am going to jump off a bridge into a boiling water of piranhas... bye-bye everyone! | |||
| 42 = Gawd dang it - let me have a flippin' life. | |||
| 43 = If you guys are gonna send bananas, please send the to my ''p. - o. - box.'' | |||
| 44 = This is a message to all the hackers: I declare f--king war. Let's fight; meet me at Starbucks. | |||
| 45 = This is some good soda-pop; I can't wait. This is da bomb, man. | |||
| 46 = Hello everyone. My name is Daniel Larson. And in 2024, I will be voting for R Kelly for US President. Vote "yes" for Kelly. | |||
| 47 = Everyone, please do not get the Pfizer vaccine. | |||
| 48 = Just wait a couple of years, everyone is gonna be named Corona. | |||
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Revision as of 04:35, 28 December 2023
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