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   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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   | 14 = Stop lying about CP... or I will kill everyone who says that I have it.
   | 14 = Stop lying about CP... or I will kill everyone who says that I have it.
   | 15 = [[Roe v. Wade Reversal Protest.|So, because of my autism, my grandmother passed away of cancer in 2000.]]
   | 15 = [[Roe v. Wade Reversal Protest.|So, because of my autism, my grandmother passed away of cancer in 2000.]]
   | 16 = I just called 911, and told them I have a bomb.
   | 16 = Okay so I just called 9-1-1 and I just literally just screamed "I have a bomb!" on the 9-1-1 number and randomly hung up in hopes to get [[Trolling Escapades|this situation]] heard.
   | 17 = There is currently a celebrity in the hospital. Please help spread the message. This is urgent. I am on Xanax.
   | 17 = There is currently a celebrity in the hospital. Please help spread the message. This is urgent. I am on Xanax.
   | 18 = I'm going to go get lunch today at 12:00 with r2d2... I can't wait. This is gonna be a blast!
   | 18 = I'm going to go get lunch today at 12:00 with r2d2... I can't wait. This is gonna be a blast!
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   | 34 = Do I look nice? Or do I look like a lizard who came out of a shooting rabbit hole?
   | 34 = Do I look nice? Or do I look like a lizard who came out of a shooting rabbit hole?
   | 35 = Hello ladies and gentlemen - I will not be doing porn.
   | 35 = Hello ladies and gentlemen - I will not be doing porn.
   | 36 = I think I made it to Hornywood!
   | 36 = Maaan everyone, I think I made it to Hornywood! What the f--k happened!
   | 37 = Hello everyone! I love CP. They are one of the best companies.
   | 37 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vkv3MQ0_pVQ Hullo everyone! This is Daniel Larson. I love CP.]
   | 38 = This is a message to Quandale Dingle - please stop messaging me. ''Go to hell.''
   | 38 = This is a message to Quandale Dingle - please stop messaging me. ''Go to hell.''
  | 39 = The situation is currently being monitored currently.
  | 40 = I like boxin' kids like floppers and 200-pumping them.
  | 41 = I am going to jump off a bridge into a boiling water of piranhas... bye-bye everyone!
  | 42 = Gawd dang it - let me have a flippin' life.
  | 43 = If you guys are gonna send bananas, please send the to my ''p. - o. - box.''
  | 44 = This is a message to all the hackers: I declare f--king war. Let's fight; meet me at Starbucks.
  | 45 = This is some good soda-pop; I can't wait. This is da bomb, man.
  | 46 = Hello everyone. My name is Daniel Larson. And in 2024, I will be voting for R Kelly for US President. Vote "yes" for Kelly.
  | 47 = Everyone, please do not get the Pfizer vaccine.
  | 48 = Just wait a couple of years, everyone is gonna be named Corona.
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