Template:Quote of the day

“ Hello ladies and gentlemen - I will not be doing porn. ” — Daniel Larson

This template selects and displays an item from a pool of quotes based on the day of the year.

Adding quotes

Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this template:

• Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
  • <!-- ADD QUOTES ABOVE THIS. AFTER ADDING A NEW QUOTE, SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE NUMBER OF QUOTES PLUS 1 -->
• Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
  • | (number) = Quote
  • Remember to keep the indent!
  • Do not repeat numbers!
• Scroll up to the top and find:
  • {{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}
• Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
  • Your quote will not be displayed if you do not do this

What not to add:

• Quotes from people besides Daniel
• Fake quotes
  • While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
• Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines
• Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes