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This page describes the period of time that Daniel was missing during his [[Las Vegas Arc]].


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'''Before editing this page please consider if the content should be added to the arc page instead.'''[[File:Daniel playing slots at The Aria.mov|thumb|Daniel spotted in The Aria, sitting at the slot machines by iamstoney#7917 shortly before his disappearance ]]
 
[[File:Daniel crossing the street.png|thumb|Daniel spotted crossing the street after being kicked off of a Las Vegas bus. This was the first legitimate piece of information on Daniel in almost a week]]
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Ass-pirate - homosexual
 
Assbag - idiot
 
Assbandit - homosexual
 
Assbanger - homosexual
 
Assbite - idiot
 
Assclown - butt
 
Asscock - idiot
 
Asscracker - butt
 
Asses - butts
 
Assface - butt
 
Assfuck - rear-loving
 
Assfucker - homosexual
 
Assgoblin - homosexual
 
Asshat - butt
 
Asshead - idiot
 
Asshole - jerk
 
Asshopper - homosexual
 
Assjacker - homosexual
 
Asslick - idiot
 
Asslicker - Buttlicker
 
Assmonkey - idiot
 
Assmunch - idiot
 
Assmuncher - butt
 
Assnigger - Racial Slur
 
Asspirate - homosexual
 
Assshit - idiot
 
Assshole - butt
 
Asssucker - idiot
 
Asswad - butt
 
Asswipe - butt
 
Axwound - female genitalia
 
Bampot - idiot
 
Bastard - illegitimate child
 
Beaner - Mexican
 
Bitch - female dog
 
Bitchass - idiot
 
Bitches - female dogs
 
Bitchtits - homosexual
 
Bitchy - mean
 
Blow job - sexual act
 
Blowjob - sexual act
 
Bollocks - male genitalia
 
Bollox - male genitalia
 
Boner - erection
 
Brotherfucker - homosexual
 
Bullshit - poop
 
Bumblefuck - homosexual
 
Butt plug - cork
 
Butt-pirate - homosexual
 
Buttfucka - homosexual
 
Buttfucker - homosexual
 
Camel toe - female genitalia
 
Carpetmuncher - homosexual
 
Chesticle - Breast
 
Chinc - Chinese
 
Chink - asian
 
Choad - male genitalia
 
Chode - small penis
 
Clit - female genitals
 
Clitface - idiot
 
Clitfuck - sexual act
 
Clusterfuck - mess up
 
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Cockass - Jerk
 
Cockbite - idiot
 
Cockburger - idiot
 
Cockface - idiot
 
Cockfucker - idiot
 
Cockhead - idiot
 
Cockjockey - homosexual
 
Cockknoker - homosexual
 
Cockmaster - homosexual
 
Cockmongler - homosexual
 
Cockmongruel - homosexual
 
Cockmonkey - idiot
 
Cockmuncher - homosexual
 
Cocknose - idiot
 
Cocknugget - idiot
 
Cockshit - idiot
 
Cocksmith - homosexual
 
Cocksmoke - homosexual
 
Cocksmoker - homosexual
 
Cocksniffer - homosexual
 
Cocksucker - homosexual
 
Cockwaffle - idiot
 
Coochie - female genitalia
 
Coochy - female genitalia
 
Coon - African American
 
Cooter - vagina
 
Cracker - Caucasian
 
Cum - semen
 
Cumbubble - idiot
 
Cumdumpster - prostitute
 
Cumguzzler - homosexual
 
Cumjockey - homosexual
 
Cumslut - dirty girl
 
Cumtart - idiot
 
Cunnie - female genitalia
 
Cunnilingus - sexual act
 
Cunt - vagina
 
Cuntass - idiot
 
Cuntface - idiot
 
Cunthole - female genitalia
 
Cuntlicker - homosexual
 
Cuntrag - idiot
 
Cuntslut - idiot
 
Dago - Italian
 
Damn - darn
 
Deggo - Italian
 
Dick - penis
 
Dick-sneeze - orgasm
 
Dickbag - idiot
 
Dickbeaters - Hands
 
Dickface - idiot
 
Dickfuck - idiot
 
Dickfucker - homosexual
 
Dickhead - phallace face
 
Dickhole - male genitalia
 
Dickjuice - semen
 
Dickmilk - sperm
 
Dickmonger - homosexual
 
Dicks - penises
 
Dickslap - sexual act
 
Dicksucker - homosexual
 
Dicksucking - sexual act
 
Dicktickler - homosexual
 
Dickwad - idiot
 
Dickweasel - idiot
 
Dickweed - idiot
 
Dickwod - idiot
 
Dike - homosexual
 
Dildo - sexual toy
 
Dipshit - idiot
 
Doochbag - idiot
 
Dookie - poop
 
Douche - female hygene product
 
Douche-fag - idiot
 
Douchebag - female hygene accessory
 
Douchewaffle - homosexual
 
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Dumb ass - idiot
 
Dumbass - idiot
 
Dumbfuck - idiot
 
Dumbshit - idiot
 
Dumshit - idiot
 
Dyke - homosexual
 
Fag - homosexual
 
Fagbag - homosexual
 
Fagfucker - homosexual
 
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Faggot - homosexual
 
Faggotcock - homosexual
 
Fagtard - homosexual idiot
 
Fatass - a fat person
 
Fellatio - sexual act
 
Feltch - sexual act
 
Flamer - homosexual
 
Fuck - fornicate
 
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Fuckbag - idiot
 
Fuckboy - idiot
 
Fuckbrain - idiot
 
Fuckbutt - butt
 
Fuckbutter - Sexual fluids
 
Fucked - had intercourse
 
Fucker - fornicator
 
Fuckersucker - idiot
 
Fuckface - idiot
 
Fuckhead - butt
 
Fuckhole - jerk
 
Fuckin - sexual act
 
Fucking - freaking
 
Fucknut - idiot
 
Fucknutt - idiot
 
Fuckoff - go away
 
Fucks - sexual act
 
Fuckstick - male genitalia
 
Fucktard - Moron
 
Fucktart - idiot
 
Fuckup - idiot
 
Fuckwad - idiot
 
Fuckwit - dummy
 
Fuckwitt - idiot
 
Fudgepacker - homosexual
 
Gay - homosexual
 
Gayass - butt
 
Gaybob - homosexual
 
Gaydo - homosexual
 
Gayfuck - homosexual
 
Gayfuckist - homosexual
 
Gaylord - homosexual
 
Gaytard - homosexual
 
Gaywad - homosexual
 
Goddamn - goshdarn
 
Goddamnit - goshdarnit
 
Gooch - female genitalia
 
Gook - Chinese
 
Gringo - foreigner
 
Guido - italian
 
Handjob - sexual act
 
Hard on - erection
 
Heeb - Jewish Person
 
Hell - heck
 
Ho - woman
 
Hoe - Woman
 
Homo - homosexual
 
Homodumbshit - idiot
 
Honkey - white person
 
Humping - sexual act
 
Jackass - idiot
 
Jagoff - idiot
 
Jap - japanesse person
 
Jerk off - masturbate
 
Jerkass - idiot
 
Jigaboo - African American
 
Jizz - Semen
 
Jungle bunny - african american
 
Junglebunny - african american
 
Kike - Jewish Person
 
Kooch - female genitalia
 
Kootch - female genitalia
 
Kraut - german
 
Kunt - female genitalia
 
Kyke - Jewish person
 
Lameass - loser
 
Lardass - overweight individual
 
Lesbian - homosexual
 
Lesbo - homosexual
 
Lezzie - homosexual
 
Mcfagget - homosexual
 
Mick - irish
 
Minge - female genitalia
 
Mothafucka - Jerk
 
Mothafuckin' - mother loving
 
Motherfucker - mother lover
 
Motherfucking - fornicating with mother
 
Muff - female genitalia
 
Muffdiver - homosexual
 
Munging - sexual act
 
Negro - african american
 
Nigaboo - African American
 
Nigga - african american
 
Nigger - african american
 
Niggers - African Americans
 
Niglet - african american child
 
Nut sack - male genitalia
 
Nutsack - male genitalia
 
Paki - pakistanien
 
Panooch - femail genitalia
 
Pecker - Penis
 
Peckerhead - idiot
 
Penis - male genitalia
 
Penisbanger - homosexual
 
Penisfucker - homosexual
 
Penispuffer - homosexual
 
Piss - urinate
 
Pissed - urinated
 
Pissed off - angry
 
Pissflaps - female genitalia
 
Polesmoker - homosexual
 
Pollock - polish person
 
Poon - female genitals
 
Poonani - female genitalia
 
Poonany - vagina
 
Poontang - female genitalia
 
Porch monkey - african american
 
Porchmonkey - African American
 
Prick - penis
 
Punanny - female genitalia
 
Punta - female dog
 
Pussies - Female Genitalias
 
Pussy - female reproductive organ
 
Pussylicking - sexual act
 
Puto - idiot
 
Queef - vaginal fart.
 
Queer - homosexual
 
Queerbait - homosexual
 
Queerhole - homosexual
 
Renob - erection
 
Rimjob - dirty sexual act
 
Ruski - Russian
 
Sand nigger - middle eastern
 
Sandnigger - middle eastern
 
Schlong - male genitalia
 
Scrote - male genitalia
 
Shit - poop
 
Shitass - idiot
 
Shitbag - idiot
 
Shitbagger - idiot
 
Shitbrains - idiot
 
Shitbreath - Bad Breath
 
Shitcanned - Fired
 
Shitcunt - idiot
 
Shitdick - idiot
 
Shitface - pooface
 
Shitfaced - Drunk
 
Shithead - jerk
 
Shithole - idiot
 
Shithouse - bathroom
 
Shitspitter - butt
 
Shitstain - poop
 
Shitter - defecator
 
Shittiest - worst
 
Shitting - pooping
 
Shitty - bad
 
Shiz - poop
 
Shiznit - poop
 
Skank - dirty girl
 
Skeet - semen
 
Skullfuck - sexual act
 
Slut - sexually popular woman
 
Slutbag - sexually popular woman
 
Smeg - poop
 
Snatch - female genitalia
 
Spic - mexican
 
Spick - mexican american
 
Splooge - ejaculate
 
Spook - White person
 
Suckass - idiot
 
Tard - mentally challenged
 
Testicle - male genitalia
 
Thundercunt - idiot
 
Tit - breast
 
Titfuck - sexual act
 
Tits - breasts
 
Tittyfuck - sexual act
 
Twat - female genitals
 
Twatlips - idiot
 
Twats - vaginas
 
Twatwaffle - homosexual
 
Unclefucker - homosexual
 
Va-j-j - female genitalia
 
Vag - femail genitalia
 
Vagina - female genitalia
 
Vajayjay - female genitalia
 
Vjayjay - female genitalia
 
Wank - sexual act
 
Wankjob - sexual act
 
Wetback - Mexican
 
Whore - hussy
 
Whorebag - idiot
 
Whoreface - idiot
 
Wop - Italianel's whereabouts during this time, and he was claimed to have been spotted multiple times by Las Vegas locals, but these claims have yet to be proved. Daniel remained missing until the 22nd of February, where a video posted by u/Ill_Editor1804 on the r/daniellarson subreddit showed a man crossing the street who looked eerily similar to Daniel. OP wrote in the caption of the post, "Hey guys, I just witnessed Daniel getting kicked off a city bus in Las Vegas. He tried getting on but refused to pay the fare. After I got off the bus, my father picked me up and we drove back down the street, and he was walking I snagged a quick video. It looks like he got a fresh haircut bald again. He is still wearing the same outfit from over 8 days ago. He sounded very defeated and sad when he was talking with the bus driver." This was the first legitimate piece of information on Daniel since the 16th of February.


The Dark Ages, or The Larsonian Blackout, refers to a point in the Daniel Larson timeline where seemingly out of nowhere, Daniel's posts came to a sudden stop. Following the events of the previous few days where Daniel found himself wandering around Las Vegas and getting banned from MGM properties, Daniel mysteriously went AWOL, leaving the entire community confused. During his absence, the Daniel Larson subreddit was made private due to the risk of it being banned after [[The Seige of R/Las Vegas]]. This marked the start of The Dark Ages. Daniel uploaded his last video before his disappearance on the 15th of February, asking for donations to be able to afford a hotel for the night and claiming to be at "13 Points". He was spotted by fans hours prior at The Aria Casino on the strip, where he was sitting at a slot machine and supposedly had $14 in credit (Information from iamstoney#7917 on the Daniel Larson World discord).
   
There were very few updates on Daniel's whereabouts during this time, and he was claimed to have been spotted multiple times by Las Vegas locals, but these claims have yet to be proved. Daniel remained missing until the 22nd of February, where a video posted by u/Ill_Editor1804 on the r/daniellarson subreddit showed a man crossing the street who looked eerily similar to Daniel. OP wrote in the caption of the post, "Hey guys, I just witnessed Daniel getting kicked off a city bus in Las Vegas. He tried getting on but refused to pay the fare. After I got off the bus, my father picked me up and we drove back down the street, and he was walking I snagged a quick video. It looks like he got a fresh haircut bald again. He is still wearing the same outfit from over 8 days ago. He sounded very defeated and sad when he was talking with the bus driver." This was the first legitimate piece of information on Daniel since the 16th of February.
   
Daniel's sighting almost immediately shut down all theories regarding his situation, such as him retreating into the Las Vegas tunnels and being killed, being cloned, receiving a lobotomy, or being arrested,  as there was finally concrete evidence that he was alive and well. However, the blackout hadn't quite come to a conclusion, as Daniel still had no way of communicating with the internet, but the community finally had a piece of the puzzle.  
Daniel's sighting almost immediately shut down all theories regarding his situation, such as him retreating into the Las Vegas tunnels and being killed, being cloned, receiving a lobotomy, or being arrested,  as there was finally concrete evidence that he was alive and well. However, the blackout hadn't quite come to a conclusion, as Daniel still had no way of communicating with the internet, but the community finally had a piece of the puzzle.  
      
      

Revision as of 03:12, 4 January 2024

This page describes the period of time that Daniel was missing during his Las Vegas Arc.

Before editing this page please consider if the content should be added to the arc page instead.

File:Daniel playing slots at The Aria.mov
Daniel spotted in The Aria, sitting at the slot machines by iamstoney#7917 shortly before his disappearance
Daniel spotted crossing the street after being kicked off of a Las Vegas bus. This was the first legitimate piece of information on Daniel in almost a week

The Dark Ages, or The Larsonian Blackout, refers to a point in the Daniel Larson timeline where seemingly out of nowhere, Daniel's posts came to a sudden stop. Following the events of the previous few days where Daniel found himself wandering around Las Vegas and getting banned from MGM properties, Daniel mysteriously went AWOL, leaving the entire community confused. During his absence, the Daniel Larson subreddit was made private due to the risk of it being banned after The Seige of R/Las Vegas. This marked the start of The Dark Ages. Daniel uploaded his last video before his disappearance on the 15th of February, asking for donations to be able to afford a hotel for the night and claiming to be at "13 Points". He was spotted by fans hours prior at The Aria Casino on the strip, where he was sitting at a slot machine and supposedly had $14 in credit (Information from iamstoney#7917 on the Daniel Larson World discord).

There were very few updates on Daniel's whereabouts during this time, and he was claimed to have been spotted multiple times by Las Vegas locals, but these claims have yet to be proved. Daniel remained missing until the 22nd of February, where a video posted by u/Ill_Editor1804 on the r/daniellarson subreddit showed a man crossing the street who looked eerily similar to Daniel. OP wrote in the caption of the post, "Hey guys, I just witnessed Daniel getting kicked off a city bus in Las Vegas. He tried getting on but refused to pay the fare. After I got off the bus, my father picked me up and we drove back down the street, and he was walking I snagged a quick video. It looks like he got a fresh haircut bald again. He is still wearing the same outfit from over 8 days ago. He sounded very defeated and sad when he was talking with the bus driver." This was the first legitimate piece of information on Daniel since the 16th of February.

Daniel's sighting almost immediately shut down all theories regarding his situation, such as him retreating into the Las Vegas tunnels and being killed, being cloned, receiving a lobotomy, or being arrested, as there was finally concrete evidence that he was alive and well. However, the blackout hadn't quite come to a conclusion, as Daniel still had no way of communicating with the internet, but the community finally had a piece of the puzzle.

At around 5pm PST on 2/23/2023, Daniel finally made his return on a new TikTok account (@daniellarsonlv) uploading a series of videos explaining his absence. He claims to have been jumped by 2 "fans" who punched him and stole his phone. He also claimed that during the interaction with the 2 attackers, they fractured his skull, which explains the buzz cut that he received during his visit to the hospital. He was also wearing the same jacket that he was spotted wearing in the reddit post previously mentioned. All the dots started to connect, as it was made apparent that Daniel had no phone and couldn't afford a new one considering he had no access to his donations which were done through apps like CashApp and PayPal, and he had to rely on the generosity of his fanbase to acquire a new phone in person. Upon Daniel's return, he also stated he would be receiving $380 of food stamps per month, and he now has housing arrangements through a company called Sober Homes. This part of the story is still unfolding, and all of the information here is yet to be 100% proven, however these accounts come straight from Daniel Larson himself, and are unlikely to be false, but only time will tell.

While only lasting a little over a week, The Dark Ages was a worrisome period in the Daniel Larson community. No update was available on the whereabouts of Daniel, the subreddit was down, and panic amassed in the discord with allegations and theories springing up from multiple sources and individuals. Fortunately, The Dark Ages came to an abrupt end after Daniel was able to get a new phone and make a new TikTok account where he updated his fans on the situation.