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* Daniel shows off stack of prop money given to him by a troll, believing it was real. He later discovered it was fake and got mad.
* Daniel shows off stack of prop money given to him by a troll, believing it was real. He later discovered it was fake and got mad.
* Daniel gets mountain dew thrown at him by troll.
* Daniel gets mountain dew thrown at him by troll.
* Daniel is recruited by a BDSM clique called the Jolly Ranchers. He posted that he intends to strut the sidewalks of Denver wearing nothing but a bollock weight and a butt plug.
* Daniel has a spiritual crisis over his urge to bust a nut to pics of underaged girls. His solution is to turn his amorous attention to dogs as they are technically old by the time they hit their teens. His comrades in the Jolly Ranchers support him fully but blast him with the fire hose because he's stinking the dungeon up.
* Daniel flies to Japan. He has a meltdown because the pilots won't let him at the controls. After several hours they agree to let him land the plane but he smashes it into a grouded fixed wing about to deliver aid to victims of the Ishikawa earthquake. He blames his fans for putting Japan on the other side of the world.

Revision as of 18:19, 2 January 2024

Timeline
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A complete record of Daniel Larson's life from January to March of 2024. The timeline is organized such that as you scroll down, you move backwards in time, from newer months to older months, and within each month, from newer days to older days. However, within each day, the events are listed in descending order, with the most recent event appearing at the bottom of the list for that day. Keep in mind that due to a variety of editors over time it is not guaranteed to be in this order, use your best judgement. No detail is too small to be added.

January

1

  • Daniel says that he is naming March 1st an international day of donations. It will be known as Carrot Day.
  • Daniel returns to the spot where he dropped his groceries the day before
  • Daniel informs fans via live that he is getting lunch and has to go back to Denver for an, "appointment." He then says he needs to be back in Boulder by the following day.
  • Daniel shows off stack of prop money given to him by a troll, believing it was real. He later discovered it was fake and got mad.
  • Daniel gets mountain dew thrown at him by troll.
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