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   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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   | 6 = F--k, I just called [[Bob Proctor|Bob]] the [[The N Word|N word]]..
   | 6 = F--k, I just called [[Bob Proctor|Bob]] the [[The N Word|N word]]..
   | 7 = The text message on social media came up under [[Flexburger]] - please do not look at, it it’s a picture of my ding-a-ling.
   | 7 = The text message on social media came up under [[Flexburger]] - please do not look at, it it’s a picture of my ding-a-ling.
   | 8 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTDw2GmQtY I just roke up]
   | 8 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTDw2GmQtY '''I just roke up''']
   | 9 = I want you to know, if you feel like you need to pee - literally just do it, and don't worry about anybody else, and don't worry about judgement.
   | 9 = I want you to know, if you feel like you need to pee - literally just do it, and don't worry about anybody else, and don't worry about judgement.
   | 10 = [[December 10th Incident|THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME]] - THEY SAID THEY HAVE A GUN!
   | 10 = [[December 10th Incident|THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME]] - THEY SAID THEY HAVE A GUN!
   | 11 = Hey guys, I just accidentally donated 40 cents to the f--king children’s hospital!
   | 11 = Hey guys, I just accidentally donated 40 cents to the f--king children’s hospital!
   | 12 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AMFA3rwaiOY It's not letting me into my email 🥺]
   | 12 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AMFA3rwaiOY It's not letting me into my email 🥺 It's not letting me into my email because I don't have my phone number 😖]
   | 13 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/15fw8z5/the_ballad_of_bing_bong/ ...bing bong bing bong bing - *violently pukes* - bing bong bing bong...]
   | 13 = [[Bing Bong Video| ...bing bong bing bong bing - *violently pukes* - bing bong bing bong...]]
   | 14 = Stop lying about CP... or I will kill everyone who says that I have it.
   | 14 = Stop lying about CP... or I will kill everyone who says that I have it.
   | 15 = [[Roe v. Wade Reversal Protest|So, because of my autism, my grandmother passed away of cancer in 2000.]]
   | 15 = [[Roe v. Wade Reversal Protest|So, because of my autism, my grandmother passed away of cancer in 2000.]]
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   | 47 = Everyone, please do not get the Pfizer vaccine.
   | 47 = Everyone, please do not get the Pfizer vaccine.
   | 48 = Just wait a couple of years, everyone is gonna be named Corona.
   | 48 = Just wait a couple of years, everyone is gonna be named Corona.
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  | 49 = If I find out [[Grace VanderWaal|Grace]] is cheating on me, ''I will kill [[Bob Proctor|Bob]]''
  | 50 = [[Quora|What does “watery direa” mean?]]
  | 51 = So - my inspiration behind [[Reverse Mohawk|this haircut]] - I wanted it to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger got struck by lightning, just like Albert Einstein.
  | 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - I will not be wearing some flowers in my hair.]
  | 53 = Thank you so much for the donation "Ligma Balls"
  | 54 = Ayden, you're a gay b--ch, and [[Juice WRLD]], I hope you die!
  | 55 = Did you know that World of T-Shirts is uhhh - is a Jew? Well that explains a lot...
  | 56 = I am sorry for having 500 megabytes of CP on my phone.
  | 57 = Does I have COVID, or does my ass smell good?
  | 58 = I'm going to Lowes to buy a rope after robbing the bank.
  | 59 = I need dynamite
  | 60 = I'd like some wed rine, please.
  | 61 = I will become [[Jacob Sartorius|Jacob's]] c--k - or, cook - cuck - errr... I don't know how to f--king say it...
  | 62 = This is terrible 😭 i smell like Donald J Trump ⚠️💔
  | 63 = Let the countdown begin.
  | 64 = Singer-songwriter-psychosis was ''in-sane''. Got to see n' hear that live.
  | 65 = I’m feeling bullish
  | 66 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/10y6604/heres_an_obscure_clip_from_the_jonas_house/ Sandy Hook was false and Alex - Jones - was a good man. *does a little dance*]
  | 67 = I just donated to the Taco Bell foundation
  | 68 = When shit hits the fan, it hits the fan
  | 69 = [[Daniel Larson Codes|CODE F--KING DEATH]]
  | 70 = My back feels like wood 🪵
  | 71 = I’m losing money faster than a turkey burrito
  | 72 = [[Flexburger]], you’re a f--kin' bitch!
  | 73 = Livin' the flippin' dream...
  | 74 = Stay tuned.
  | 75 = Communication is how you get stuff done!
  | 76 = I’m surrounded by people I don’t see.
  | 77 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/qwa8e9/tony_soprano_is_going_to_kill_daniel/?share_id=VmEGB-JF76UCZ2NIV0l-J&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 I'm inside my house right now because Tony Soprano - is outside my house getting ready to shoot a bunch of armor at me.]
  | 78 = A 'nother day at work.
  | 79= Walmart just kicked me out for - touching kids.
  | 80= Tupac is an - "opp" - and he's going to get smoked.
  | 81 = 🚨🚨We are going on lockdown.🚨🚨
  | 82 = Good night everyone, including my girlfriend. Sweet dreams.
  | 83 = Please stop comparing me to Britney Spears.
  | 84 = I might actually have cancer...
  | 85 = I am teamed up with the FBI. Anybody that keeps contacting me will be contacted by the FBI. Please f--kin' stop calling me.
  | 86 = Gotta love a [[Denver Colfax Marathon 2022|marathon]] because I just s--t myself.
  | 87 = Someone got [[Dog Arc|my dog]] pregnant
  | 88 = We are about to get in extreme crisis
  | 89 = We need to pray for [[Bob]]
  | 90 = I need to think NOW
  | 91 = I love Peep's hop hop hop 🐇<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1acqztm/can_this_be_a_flair/</ref>
  | 92 = Who the f*** is Victoria and what is her secret?
  | 93 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oaTZGB99os8 I'm gonna go to hell.]
  | 94 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ildrxv0wcto Why does Goated Mines sound a lot like Jacob Sartorius?]
  | 95 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1DWbnIfzpr0 We got trolls...]
  | 96 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1b8jsgl/dans_most_recent_comment_on_a_grace_vanderwaal/ I'm out of jail ❤🎉
  | 97 = Does it sting like a bee 🐝
  | 98 = just got sexually asked for sex by another man
  | 99 = I understand, I am ending my life tonight
  | 100 = Due to my autism, my grandma passed away from cancer
  | 101 = Little fucker answer 😡
  | 102 = fuck i just called bob the n word
  | 103 = Thank you for your support
  | 104 = I am a model
  | 105 = Code George Floyd!!!
  | 106 = Is it true you like s*x
  | 107 = This is for you Grace, And this is special for you
  | 108 = She was carrying a marchette
  | 109 = confadencal
  | 110 = I am going to bomb the airport 💣
  | 111 = I’ll be singing in a fucking wheelchair
  | 112 = Okay I ain’t fucking lying about shit. Bob I need you to go live right now, I need you to make a social media account and put it out there right fucking now that I am not lying or I will kill you
  | 113 = Micheal Quinn keeps asking for sex!!!!
  | 114 = Does it feel like hornets
  | 115 = Why does grace vanderwaal rock her hips
  | 116 = Trelve
  | 117 = Crestions
  | 118 = Up and coming songwriter
  | 119 = Peeing Feeling
  | 120 = Internet Sensation
  | 121 = Do you guys have the BBC blizzard
  | 122 = the care provider put ranch in the mac n cheese
  | 123 = the vegetables taste like tree bark
  | 124 = federal borough of investigation
  | 125 = why is my cum red
  | 126 = There is a military heralcopter in Golden Colorado right now
  | 127 = What is your favoret position in bed
  | 128 = I'm being forced into stores and get nude
  | 129 = The media makes me look like a n***a
  | 130 = I got just 4 cheese burritos
  | 131 = We need to stop rildfires in California.
  | 132 = I wish I changed colors like a salamander.
  | 133 = You are so dogwater.
  | 134 = You are so free, free-er than a public restroom.
  | 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot.
  | 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks!
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