The Dark Ages
Anus - butt
Arse - butt
Arsehole - butt
Ass - butt
Ass-hat - idiot
Ass-jabber - homosexual
Ass-pirate - homosexual
Assbag - idiot
Assbandit - homosexual
Assbanger - homosexual
Assbite - idiot
Assclown - butt
Asscock - idiot
Asscracker - butt
Asses - butts
Assface - butt
Assfuck - rear-loving
Assfucker - homosexual
Assgoblin - homosexual
Asshat - butt
Asshead - idiot
Asshole - jerk
Asshopper - homosexual
Assjacker - homosexual
Asslick - idiot
Asslicker - Buttlicker
Assmonkey - idiot
Assmunch - idiot
Assmuncher - butt
Assnigger - Racial Slur
Asspirate - homosexual
Assshit - idiot
Assshole - butt
Asssucker - idiot
Asswad - butt
Asswipe - butt
Axwound - female genitalia
Bampot - idiot
Bastard - illegitimate child
Beaner - Mexican
Bitch - female dog
Bitchass - idiot
Bitches - female dogs
Bitchtits - homosexual
Bitchy - mean
Blow job - sexual act
Blowjob - sexual act
Bollocks - male genitalia
Bollox - male genitalia
Boner - erection
Brotherfucker - homosexual
Bullshit - poop
Bumblefuck - homosexual
Butt plug - cork
Butt-pirate - homosexual
Buttfucka - homosexual
Buttfucker - homosexual
Camel toe - female genitalia
Carpetmuncher - homosexual
Chesticle - Breast
Chinc - Chinese
Chink - asian
Choad - male genitalia
Chode - small penis
Clit - female genitals
Clitface - idiot
Clitfuck - sexual act
Clusterfuck - mess up
Cock - penis
Cockass - Jerk
Cockbite - idiot
Cockburger - idiot
Cockface - idiot
Cockfucker - idiot
Cockhead - idiot
Cockjockey - homosexual
Cockknoker - homosexual
Cockmaster - homosexual
Cockmongler - homosexual
Cockmongruel - homosexual
Cockmonkey - idiot
Cockmuncher - homosexual
Cocknose - idiot
Cocknugget - idiot
Cockshit - idiot
Cocksmith - homosexual
Cocksmoke - homosexual
Cocksmoker - homosexual
Cocksniffer - homosexual
Cocksucker - homosexual
Cockwaffle - idiot
Coochie - female genitalia
Coochy - female genitalia
Coon - African American
Cooter - vagina
Cracker - Caucasian
Cum - semen
Cumbubble - idiot
Cumdumpster - prostitute
Cumguzzler - homosexual
Cumjockey - homosexual
Cumslut - dirty girl
Cumtart - idiot
Cunnie - female genitalia
Cunnilingus - sexual act
Cunt - vagina
Cuntass - idiot
Cuntface - idiot
Cunthole - female genitalia
Cuntlicker - homosexual
Cuntrag - idiot
Cuntslut - idiot
Dago - Italian
Damn - darn
Deggo - Italian
Dick - penis
Dick-sneeze - orgasm
Dickbag - idiot
Dickbeaters - Hands
Dickface - idiot
Dickfuck - idiot
Dickfucker - homosexual
Dickhead - phallace face
Dickhole - male genitalia
Dickjuice - semen
Dickmilk - sperm
Dickmonger - homosexual
Dicks - penises
Dickslap - sexual act
Dicksucker - homosexual
Dicksucking - sexual act
Dicktickler - homosexual
Dickwad - idiot
Dickweasel - idiot
Dickweed - idiot
Dickwod - idiot
Dike - homosexual
Dildo - sexual toy
Dipshit - idiot
Doochbag - idiot
Dookie - poop
Douche - female hygene product
Douche-fag - idiot
Douchebag - female hygene accessory
Douchewaffle - homosexual
Dumass - idiot
Dumb ass - idiot
Dumbass - idiot
Dumbfuck - idiot
Dumbshit - idiot
Dumshit - idiot
Dyke - homosexual
Fag - homosexual
Fagbag - homosexual
Fagfucker - homosexual
Faggit - homosexual
Faggot - homosexual
Faggotcock - homosexual
Fagtard - homosexual idiot
Fatass - a fat person
Fellatio - sexual act
Feltch - sexual act
Flamer - homosexual
Fuck - fornicate
Fuckass - idiot
Fuckbag - idiot
Fuckboy - idiot
Fuckbrain - idiot
Fuckbutt - butt
Fuckbutter - Sexual fluids
Fucked - had intercourse
Fucker - fornicator
Fuckersucker - idiot
Fuckface - idiot
Fuckhead - butt
Fuckhole - jerk
Fuckin - sexual act
Fucking - freaking
Fucknut - idiot
Fucknutt - idiot
Fuckoff - go away
Fucks - sexual act
Fuckstick - male genitalia
Fucktard - Moron
Fucktart - idiot
Fuckup - idiot
Fuckwad - idiot
Fuckwit - dummy
Fuckwitt - idiot
Fudgepacker - homosexual
Gay - homosexual
Gayass - butt
Gaybob - homosexual
Gaydo - homosexual
Gayfuck - homosexual
Gayfuckist - homosexual
Gaylord - homosexual
Gaytard - homosexual
Gaywad - homosexual
Goddamn - goshdarn
Goddamnit - goshdarnit
Gooch - female genitalia
Gook - Chinese
Gringo - foreigner
Guido - italian
Handjob - sexual act
Hard on - erection
Heeb - Jewish Person
Hell - heck
Ho - woman
Hoe - Woman
Homo - homosexual
Homodumbshit - idiot
Honkey - white person
Humping - sexual act
Jackass - idiot
Jagoff - idiot
Jap - japanesse person
Jerk off - masturbate
Jerkass - idiot
Jigaboo - African American
Jizz - Semen
Jungle bunny - african american
Junglebunny - african american
Kike - Jewish Person
Kooch - female genitalia
Kootch - female genitalia
Kraut - german
Kunt - female genitalia
Kyke - Jewish person
Lameass - loser
Lardass - overweight individual
Lesbian - homosexual
Lesbo - homosexual
Lezzie - homosexual
Mcfagget - homosexual
Mick - irish
Minge - female genitalia
Mothafucka - Jerk
Mothafuckin' - mother loving
Motherfucker - mother lover
Motherfucking - fornicating with mother
Muff - female genitalia
Muffdiver - homosexual
Munging - sexual act
Negro - african american
Nigaboo - African American
Nigga - african american
Nigger - african american
Niggers - African Americans
Niglet - african american child
Nut sack - male genitalia
Nutsack - male genitalia
Paki - pakistanien
Panooch - femail genitalia
Pecker - Penis
Peckerhead - idiot
Penis - male genitalia
Penisbanger - homosexual
Penisfucker - homosexual
Penispuffer - homosexual
Piss - urinate
Pissed - urinated
Pissed off - angry
Pissflaps - female genitalia
Polesmoker - homosexual
Pollock - polish person
Poon - female genitals
Poonani - female genitalia
Poonany - vagina
Poontang - female genitalia
Porch monkey - african american
Porchmonkey - African American
Prick - penis
Punanny - female genitalia
Punta - female dog
Pussies - Female Genitalias
Pussy - female reproductive organ
Pussylicking - sexual act
Puto - idiot
Queef - vaginal fart.
Queer - homosexual
Queerbait - homosexual
Queerhole - homosexual
Renob - erection
Rimjob - dirty sexual act
Ruski - Russian
Sand nigger - middle eastern
Sandnigger - middle eastern
Schlong - male genitalia
Scrote - male genitalia
Shit - poop
Shitass - idiot
Shitbag - idiot
Shitbagger - idiot
Shitbrains - idiot
Shitbreath - Bad Breath
Shitcanned - Fired
Shitcunt - idiot
Shitdick - idiot
Shitface - pooface
Shitfaced - Drunk
Shithead - jerk
Shithole - idiot
Shithouse - bathroom
Shitspitter - butt
Shitstain - poop
Shitter - defecator
Shittiest - worst
Shitting - pooping
Shitty - bad
Shiz - poop
Shiznit - poop
Skank - dirty girl
Skeet - semen
Skullfuck - sexual act
Slut - sexually popular woman
Slutbag - sexually popular woman
Smeg - poop
Snatch - female genitalia
Spic - mexican
Spick - mexican american
Splooge - ejaculate
Spook - White person
Suckass - idiot
Tard - mentally challenged
Testicle - male genitalia
Thundercunt - idiot
Tit - breast
Titfuck - sexual act
Tits - breasts
Tittyfuck - sexual act
Twat - female genitals
Twatlips - idiot
Twats - vaginas
Twatwaffle - homosexual
Unclefucker - homosexual
Va-j-j - female genitalia
Vag - femail genitalia
Vagina - female genitalia
Vajayjay - female genitalia
Vjayjay - female genitalia
Wank - sexual act
Wankjob - sexual act
Wetback - Mexican
Whore - hussy
Whorebag - idiot
Whoreface - idiot
Wop - Italianel's whereabouts during this time, and he was claimed to have been spotted multiple times by Las Vegas locals, but these claims have yet to be proved. Daniel remained missing until the 22nd of February, where a video posted by u/Ill_Editor1804 on the r/daniellarson subreddit showed a man crossing the street who looked eerily similar to Daniel. OP wrote in the caption of the post, "Hey guys, I just witnessed Daniel getting kicked off a city bus in Las Vegas. He tried getting on but refused to pay the fare. After I got off the bus, my father picked me up and we drove back down the street, and he was walking I snagged a quick video. It looks like he got a fresh haircut bald again. He is still wearing the same outfit from over 8 days ago. He sounded very defeated and sad when he was talking with the bus driver." This was the first legitimate piece of information on Daniel since the 16th of February.
Daniel's sighting almost immediately shut down all theories regarding his situation, such as him retreating into the Las Vegas tunnels and being killed, being cloned, receiving a lobotomy, or being arrested, as there was finally concrete evidence that he was alive and well. However, the blackout hadn't quite come to a conclusion, as Daniel still had no way of communicating with the internet, but the community finally had a piece of the puzzle.
At around 5pm PST on 2/23/2023, Daniel finally made his return on a new TikTok account (@daniellarsonlv) uploading a series of videos explaining his absence. He claims to have been jumped by 2 "fans" who punched him and stole his phone. He also claimed that during the interaction with the 2 attackers, they fractured his skull, which explains the buzz cut that he received during his visit to the hospital. He was also wearing the same jacket that he was spotted wearing in the reddit post previously mentioned. All the dots started to connect, as it was made apparent that Daniel had no phone and couldn't afford a new one considering he had no access to his donations which were done through apps like CashApp and PayPal, and he had to rely on the generosity of his fanbase to acquire a new phone in person. Upon Daniel's return, he also stated he would be receiving $380 of food stamps per month, and he now has housing arrangements through a company called Sober Homes. This part of the story is still unfolding, and all of the information here is yet to be 100% proven, however these accounts come straight from Daniel Larson himself, and are unlikely to be false, but only time will tell.
While only lasting a little over a week, The Dark Ages was a worrisome period in the Daniel Larson community. No update was available on the whereabouts of Daniel, the subreddit was down, and panic amassed in the discord with allegations and theories springing up from multiple sources and individuals. Fortunately, The Dark Ages came to an abrupt end after Daniel was able to get a new phone and make a new TikTok account where he updated his fans on the situation.