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<noinclude><!-- This works by recycling the same quotes monthly, DO NOT MODIFY ANYTHING besides the quotes! Remember all quotes have to be by Daniel Larson. ---><!-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPROTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE CURRENT NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY --></noinclude>
<noinclude><!-- This works by recycling the same quotes monthly, DO NOT MODIFY ANYTHING besides the quotes! Remember all quotes have to be by Daniel Larson. ---><!-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPROTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE CURRENT NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY --></noinclude>
{{Quote|
{{Quote|
{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod 65}}
{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod 88}}
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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   | 76 = I’m surrounded by people I don’t see.
   | 76 = I’m surrounded by people I don’t see.
   | 77 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/qwa8e9/tony_soprano_is_going_to_kill_daniel/?share_id=VmEGB-JF76UCZ2NIV0l-J&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 I'm inside my house right now because Tony Soprano - is outside my house getting ready to shoot a bunch of armor at me.]
   | 77 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/qwa8e9/tony_soprano_is_going_to_kill_daniel/?share_id=VmEGB-JF76UCZ2NIV0l-J&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 I'm inside my house right now because Tony Soprano - is outside my house getting ready to shoot a bunch of armor at me.]
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  | 78 = A 'nother day at work.
  | 79= Walmart just kicked me out for - touching kids.
  | 80= Tupac is an - "opp" - and he's going to get smoked.
  | 81 = 🚨🚨We are going on lockdown.🚨🚨
  | 82 = Good night everyone, including my girlfriend. Sweet dreams.
  | 83 = Please stop comparing me to Britney Spears.
  | 84 = I might actually have cancer...
  | 85 = I am teamed up with the FBI. Anybody that keeps contacting me will be contacted by the FBI. Please f--kin' stop calling me.
  | 86 = Gotta love a [[Denver Colfax Marathon 2022|marathon]] because I just s--t myself.
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  | 78 = I feel like a fagit.
  | 79 = I feel like a fagit because no one knows the real me.
  | 80 = A nother day at work.
  | 81 = Walmart just kicked me out for touching kids.
  | 82 = Tupac is an opp and he's going to get smoked.
  | 83 = We are going on lockdown.
  | 84 = Good night everyone, including my girlfriend. Sweet dreams.
  | 85 = Please stop comparing me to Britney Spears.
  | 86 = I might actually have cancer.
  | 87 = I am teamed up with the FBI. Anybody that keeps contacting me will be contacted by the FBI. Please fuckin' stop calling me.
  | 88 = Gotta love a marathon because I just s--t myself.
|Daniel Larson}}
|Daniel Larson}}
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== Usage Guidelines ==
'''Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this tempate:
'''
* Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
** <nowiki><!-- ADD QUOTES ABOVE THIS. AFTER ADDING A NEW QUOTE, SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE NUMBER OF QUOTES PLUS 1 --></nowiki>
* Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
**  | (number) = Quote
** Remember to keep the indent!
** Do not repeat numbers
* Scroll up to the top and find:
** <nowiki>{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}</nowiki>
* Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
** Your quote <u>will not be displayed</u> if you do not do this
'''What you should <u>not</u> put in this template:
'''
* Quotes from people besides Daniel\
* Fake quotes
** While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
* Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, [[Daniel_Larson_Wiki:Rules_and_Ban_Appeals#:~:text=Do%20not%20use%20uncensored%20slurs%20in%20articles%2C%20unless%20it%20is%20being%20said%20by%20another%20person%20or%20in%20a%20transcript|this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines]]
* Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes
</noinclude>

Revision as of 22:50, 18 January 2024


Usage Guidelines

Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this tempate:

  • Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
    • <!-- ADD QUOTES ABOVE THIS. AFTER ADDING A NEW QUOTE, SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE NUMBER OF QUOTES PLUS 1 -->
  • Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
    • | (number) = Quote
    • Remember to keep the indent!
    • Do not repeat numbers
  • Scroll up to the top and find:
    • {{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}
  • Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
    • Your quote will not be displayed if you do not do this

What you should not put in this template:

  • Quotes from people besides Daniel\
  • Fake quotes
    • While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
  • Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines
  • Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes
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