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   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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   | 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - I will not be wearing some flowers in my hair.]
   | 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - I will not be wearing some flowers in my hair.]
   | 53 = Thank you so much for the donation "Ligma Balls"
   | 53 = Thank you so much for the donation "Ligma Balls"
   | 54 = [[Juice WRLD|Ayden your a gay bitch and Juice WRLD I hope you die]].
   | 54 = Ayden, you're a gay bitch, and [[Juice WRLD]], I hope you die!
  | 55 = Did you know that World of T-Shirts is uhhh - is a Jew? Well that explains a lot...
  | 56 = I am sorry for having 500 megabytes of CP on my phone.
  | 57 = Does I have COVID, or does my ass smell good?
  | 58 = I'm going to Lowes to buy a rope after robbing the bank.
  | 59 = I need dynamite
  | 60 = I'd like some wed rine, please.
  | 61 = I will become [[Jacob Sartorius|Jacob's]] cock - or, cook - cuck - errr... I don't know how to fucking say it...
  | 62 = This is terrible 😭 i smell like Donald J Trump ⚠️💔
  | 63 = Let the countdown begin.
  | 64 = Singer-songwriter-psychosis was ''in-sane''. Got to see n' hear that live.
  | 65 = I’m feeling bullish
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