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| 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | ||
| 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | | 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | ||
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| 6 = F--k, I just called [[Bob Proctor|Bob]] the [[The N Word|N word]].. | | 6 = F--k, I just called [[Bob Proctor|Bob]] the [[The N Word|N word]].. | ||
| 7 = The text message on social media came up under [[Flexburger]] - please do not look at, it it’s a picture of my ding-a-ling. | | 7 = The text message on social media came up under [[Flexburger]] - please do not look at, it it’s a picture of my ding-a-ling. | ||
| 8 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTDw2GmQtY I just roke up] | | 8 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTDw2GmQtY '''I just roke up'''] | ||
| 9 = I want you to know, if you feel like you need to pee - literally just do it, and don't worry about anybody else, and don't worry about judgement. | | 9 = I want you to know, if you feel like you need to pee - literally just do it, and don't worry about anybody else, and don't worry about judgement. | ||
| 10 = [[December 10th Incident|THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME]] - THEY SAID THEY HAVE A GUN! | | 10 = [[December 10th Incident|THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME]] - THEY SAID THEY HAVE A GUN! | ||
| 11 = Hey guys, I just accidentally donated 40 cents to the f--king children’s hospital! | | 11 = Hey guys, I just accidentally donated 40 cents to the f--king children’s hospital! | ||
| 12 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AMFA3rwaiOY It's not letting me into my email 🥺] | | 12 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AMFA3rwaiOY It's not letting me into my email 🥺 It's not letting me into my email because I don't have my phone number 😖] | ||
| 13 = [[Bing Bong Video| ...bing bong bing bong bing - *violently pukes* - bing bong bing bong...]] | | 13 = [[Bing Bong Video| ...bing bong bing bong bing - *violently pukes* - bing bong bing bong...]] | ||
| 14 = Stop lying about CP... or I will kill everyone who says that I have it. | | 14 = Stop lying about CP... or I will kill everyone who says that I have it. | ||
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| 47 = Everyone, please do not get the Pfizer vaccine. | | 47 = Everyone, please do not get the Pfizer vaccine. | ||
| 48 = Just wait a couple of years, everyone is gonna be named Corona. | | 48 = Just wait a couple of years, everyone is gonna be named Corona. | ||
| 49 = If I find out [[Grace VanderWaal|Grace]] is cheating on me, ''I will kill [[Bob Proctor|Bob]]'' | |||
| 50 = [[Quora|What does “watery direa” mean?]] | |||
| 51 = So - my inspiration behind [[Reverse Mohawk|this haircut]] - I wanted it to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger got struck by lightning, just like Albert Einstein. | |||
| 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - waring some flowers in my hair] | |||
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