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   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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   | 6 = F--k, I just called [[Bob Proctor|Bob]] the [[The N Word|N word]]..
   | 6 = F--k, I just called [[Bob Proctor|Bob]] the [[The N Word|N word]]..
   | 7 = The text message on social media came up under [[Flexburger]] - please do not look at, it it’s a picture of my ding-a-ling.
   | 7 = The text message on social media came up under [[Flexburger]] - please do not look at, it it’s a picture of my ding-a-ling.
   | 8 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTDw2GmQtY I just roke up]
   | 8 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTDw2GmQtY '''I just roke up''']
   | 9 = I want you to know, if you feel like you need to pee - literally just do it, and don't worry about anybody else, and don't worry about judgement.
   | 9 = I want you to know, if you feel like you need to pee - literally just do it, and don't worry about anybody else, and don't worry about judgement.
   | 10 = [[December 10th Incident|THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME]] - THEY SAID THEY HAVE A GUN!
   | 10 = [[December 10th Incident|THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME]] - THEY SAID THEY HAVE A GUN!
   | 11 = Hey guys, I just accidentally donated 40 cents to the f--king children’s hospital!
   | 11 = Hey guys, I just accidentally donated 40 cents to the f--king children’s hospital!
   | 12 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AMFA3rwaiOY It's not letting me into my email 🥺]
   | 12 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AMFA3rwaiOY It's not letting me into my email 🥺 It's not letting me into my email because I don't have my phone number 😖]
   | 13 = [[Bing Bong Video| ...bing bong bing bong bing - *violently pukes* - bing bong bing bong...]]
   | 13 = [[Bing Bong Video| ...bing bong bing bong bing - *violently pukes* - bing bong bing bong...]]
   | 14 = Stop lying about CP... or I will kill everyone who says that I have it.
   | 14 = Stop lying about CP... or I will kill everyone who says that I have it.
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   | 47 = Everyone, please do not get the Pfizer vaccine.
   | 47 = Everyone, please do not get the Pfizer vaccine.
   | 48 = Just wait a couple of years, everyone is gonna be named Corona.
   | 48 = Just wait a couple of years, everyone is gonna be named Corona.
  | 49 = If I find out [[Grace VanderWaal|Grace]] is cheating on me, ''I will kill [[Bob Proctor|Bob]]''
  | 50 = [[Quora|What does “watery direa” mean?]]
  | 51 = So - my inspiration behind [[Reverse Mohawk|this haircut]] - I wanted it to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger got struck by lightning, just like Albert Einstein.
  | 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - waring some flowers in my hair]
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