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Ok so who’s gonna f--k me for my birfday?
(Ported over a very simple + modular QOTD thing I made for the Tony Chase Wiki, will add stuff to it later. This recycles the same quotes so it won't require constant maintenance) |
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| 1 = | | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | ||
| 2 = | | 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | ||
| 3 = | | 3 = No wonder [[Bob Proctor|Bob]] thinks I’m an idiot... | ||
| 4 = | | 4 = 🚨🚨ATTENTION EVERYONE! [[Celebrity in the hospital rambling|THERE IS CURRENTLY A CELEBRITY IN THE HOSPITAL]]!🚨🚨 | ||
| 5 = | | 5 = Happy 69th birthday to Ted Bundy - you are a great person! | ||
| 6 = | | 6 = F--k, I just called [[Bob Proctor|Bob]] the [[The N Word|N word]].. | ||
| 7 = | | 7 = The text message on social media came up under [[Flexburger]] - please do not look at, it it’s a picture of my ding-a-ling. | ||
| 8 = | | 8 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTDw2GmQtY I just roke up] | ||
| 9 = | | 9 = I want you to know, if you feel like you need to pee - literally just do it, and don't worry about anybody else, and don't worry about judgement. | ||
| 10 = | | 10 = [[December 10th Incident|THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME]] - THEY SAID THEY HAVE A GUN! | ||
| 11 = | | 11 = Hey guys, I just accidentally donated 40 cents to the f--king children’s hospital! | ||
| 12 = | | 12 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AMFA3rwaiOY It's not letting me into my email 🥺] | ||
| 13 = | | 13 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/15fw8z5/the_ballad_of_bing_bong/ ...bing bong bing bong bing - *violently pukes* - bing bong bing bong...] | ||
| 14 = | | 14 = Stop lying about CP... or I will kill everyone who says that I have it. | ||
| 15 = | | 15 = [[Roe v. Wade Reversal Protest.|So, because of my autism, my grandmother passed away of cancer in 2000.]] | ||
| 16 = | | 16 = I just called 911, and told them I have a bomb. | ||
| 17 = | | 17 = There is currently a celebrity in the hospital. Please help spread the message. This is urgent. I am on Xanax. | ||
| 18 = | | 18 = I'm going to go get lunch today at 12:00 with r2d2... I can't wait. This is gonna be a blast! | ||
| 19 = | | 19 = The asteroid is only lightyears away... so it's gonna get here, by tomorrow, I swear... | ||
| 20 = | | 20 = Looks like it's gonna be another cold war, but this time - in space. | ||
| 21 = | | 21 = Back down now Putin - ''or there will be mass devastation''. | ||
| 22 = | | 22 = Dayum-! This Ukraine war is getting - bigger than Lizzo! | ||
| 23 = | | 23 = It’s going to go down at the f--king hospital - because I am DONE! | ||
| 24 = | | 24 = I’m friends with the tickle monster! | ||
| 25 = | | 25 = Thank you, smackleton! | ||
| 26 = | | 26 = This is a message to [[Jojo Siwa]] - you better be good at running! | ||
| 27 = | | 27 = Ok so who’s gonna f--k me for my birfday? | ||
| 28 = | | 28 = Lord drop a bomb on me | ||
| 29 = | | 29 = I'M HITTING MYSELF | ||
| 30 = | | 30 = 🚨🚨EMERGENCY🚨🚨 | ||
| 31 = | | 31 = My girlfriend has a rare brain disease called "suckondeez" | ||
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