@daniellarsonwork24

This is a catalog of posts Daniel Larson made to his TikTok account @daniellarsonwork24 from its creation on December 15, 2023. Transcripts are provided for reference.

December 2023

December 20

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Larson: If anyone can help with a couple dollars so I can get dinner, I am at the Golden Library.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7314852758396472622
[🎵 Something More] Picture of Daniel's meal, video description: "please check out the indulge bristo and bar in golden Colorado. thank you for the amazing customer service 🙏🥶"	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7314888255596547374
[🎵 Roaring Thunder] [Picture of Daniel's meal, video description: "thank you for the amazing customer service and the understanding of what I am dealing with 🙏"]	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7314888667263159595

December 21

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Larson: Okay, get ready for 72 hours of nothing but mass chaos in the Daniel Larson community.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315158279578012970
Larson: I got paid last night and I'm already completely out of money.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315158398377561390
Larson: I got breakfast today at McDonald's.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315158704947498283
Larson: I'm saving the fifty dollars in my bank account for emergency just in case something goes wrong.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315158946518486318
Larson: Last night, I was so—supposed to meet somebody for dinner at the Bristo [sic] in Golden, Colorado, and they never showed up so the police got called.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315160631466937643
Larson: Yesterday I was supposed to meet somebody for dinner in Golden, Colorado, at the Bristo on Washington Street, and the person never showed up, so the restaurant manager paid for my meal, but because they knew who I was, and my popularity, they told me that they have reported me to all the restaurants in Golden, Colorado, and I'm now banned permanently from all the restaurants in the entire town, because—all because one person didn't show up. Like, what the fuck.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315161241285102891
Larson: There's a—There's a military helicopter in Golden, Colorado now. [cuts to sky and zooms in to show aircraft]	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315161297690103082
Larson: It's not normal for there to be a helicopter, let alone a military helicopter, in Golden, Colorado. Something's going on.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315161469929229610
Larson: Alrighty. Well, it just got hot enough outside I got heat rashes all over my body. And now it's going to get below zero [laughs]	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315161727358733611
[🎵 2GOOD4U - Marxlium] The wind blows as Daniel rotates camera 360° to show the mountainous landscape behind him	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315167239190105390
Larson: I'm out of money for the holidays, so I will be working on Christmas.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315171262739778859
Larson: The Jefferson County Police Department has told me that I cannot eat anywhere within the county and no restaurants will be serving me from now on.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315171632597912878
Larson: The Jefferson County Police Department has told me that even though I can pay the restaurants will not let me in the door.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315172943707819306
Larson: Okay, so the two police officers from yesterday are fucking criminals, and I've had it with them, because now I can't make a fucking living and it's all their fault.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315174903123168558
Larson: The Golden Police Department is at complete fault and they're fucking criminals, because it's not their right to tell me that I'm banned from all of Jefferson County.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315175054902431019
Larson: I will sue Jefferson County and the Golden Police Depatment and I will take them to Supreme Court. I'm not playing around.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315175181553569067
Larson: Hmm. I wonder if the two police officers from yesterday in Golden, Colorado...I wonder if they've ever been to jail. We'll soon find out.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315175327150378283
Larson: Well, my bank account is back at zero because of those two police officers. I just pulled out the fifty dollars from my phone bill and I'm pressing charges. Let's take this to war.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315175586509409578
Larson: If the Jefferson County Police do not want me in Jefferson County, then they can tell that to my probation officer because I will leave the fucking state without permission.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315177048895540523
Larson: The Jefferson County Police Department is just jealous because I am more famous than the Colorado mayor.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315177299010243882
Larson: Hmm. I wonder if the Jefferson County Police like crack or tweak. Hmm. We'll find out on that too when they're in jail.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315177523015322926
Larson: Too bad for the thousand dollar donation I was going to do to the city of Golden, Colorado. Man. Not happenin' now.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315177784572202282
Larson: Well, I've been spotted a total of five times today, that could have been a hundred dollars if I charged twenty dollars a photo. They've all left with photos.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315178219823451438
Larson: I've been spotted five times today, which would be one hundred dollars for photos if every single person was charged twenty dollars. Nobody is willing to pay that price, but if I get spotted five times a day, I need to hire security, and security is going to cost me ten thousand dollars a month. So, for that reason, why doesn't the Jefferson County Police Department ban those people from Jefferson County, because they're not paying for the photos and they're slandering my name on the subreddit. Sounds fair.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315178686855138603
Larson: I'm voting for Trump in 2024, because I think it's unfair that they take him off the ballod [sic], and for that reason I might just leave the state of Colorado and violate probation so I can vote for Tr—	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315179110102240554
Larson: Okay, so I heard back from the Boulder Homeless Shelter in Boulder, Colorado, and they want to know if I'm willing to move to Dinosaur, Colorado.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315182502388272430
Larson: Can somebody at least take me seriously for once? I'm trying to do fucking business and all these people are taking me like I'm not serious. Like, what the fuck?	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315183367379701038
Larson: I've been calling colleges all week long trying to get into college for January 2024.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315183423096687918
Larson: Nothing upsets me more than—99.9% of the time my fans will not pay for anything, not even my music, not even photos in public...	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315183502796786987
Larson: How am I supposed to get anything done if nobody pays for my music or photos and all they do is slander my reputation?	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315184672751766827
Larson: Also, I told Grace Vanderwaal and Columbia Records and LBI Entertainment I canceled the tour for 2024.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315184741827743018
Larson: Did you guys know that I have a 100% show-up rate to my probation? I have never missed a single date for probation.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315184770193820970
Larson: Alrighty. Get ready, the craziness starts tomorrow.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315186385932045611
Larson: The female officer from Golden Police Department yesterday was actually extremely hot. Man, those buns were awesome.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315188240401747246
Larson: Well, since the Golden Police Department in Jefferson County doesn't want me in Colorado, I guess I could go to Chicago, to O Block, for Christmas dinner.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315188489165753643
Larson: Did you know that Colorado is more expensive than Beverly Hills, California? Crazy. Beverly Hills, California, you can get an apartment for $300 a month.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315188671659904298
Larson: Okay, so I'm about go to dinner number one.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315195689682636078
Larson: and it was like, I think it was like—'cause it was like, the Pancake Puppies and that was it,. And then like a Sprite. And I would just like to pay it 'cause I was told next time to come in to make sure I pay it if I'm gonna have dinner as well, so that's why, heh. Larson: and it was like, I think it was like—'cause it was like, the Pancake Puppies and that was it,. And then like a Sprite. And I would just like to pay it 'cause I was told next time to come in to make sure I pay it if I'm gonna have dinner as well, so that's why, heh. Woman: Pancake Puppies? Larson: Yeah, it was Pancake Puppies and then it was, um, the...Sprite. Woman: And you don't say, it was six or ten? Larson: It was the ten piece. Woman: So are you gonna dine in for here, or to go? Larson: I'm gonna dine in here, but I'm gonna pay last time on top of the— Woman: OK, so just— Larson: On top of everything. Woman: Alright! [Larson begins to walk] Woman: Is here okay? Larson: Um, I normally sit near like a wall out—	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315221265445375275
[🎵 Roaring Thunder] Phone screenshot of Android app "Volcanos & Earthquakes" showing Central and South America, time 1:04	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315225689110760746
[🎵 Roaring Thunder] Phone screenshot of Android app "Volcanos & Earthquakes" showing US West Coast, time 1:04	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315225813257932074
[🎵 Roaring Thunder] Phone screenshot of Android app "Volcanos & Earthquakes" showing volcanoes and earthquakes in Bering Sea off Alaska, time 1:04	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315225881511824683
[🎵 Something More] Picture of South Table Mountain Park map sign	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315226021559602478
[🎵 Something More] Picture of South Table Mountain Park map and trail regulations signs	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315226370387299627
[🎵 Something More] Picture of trail marker labeled "LUBAHN TRAIL / HIKER ONLY / STAY ON TRAIL"	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315226873359813931
[🎵 Something More] Picture of Daniel posing in front of a trail marker labeled "LUBAHN TRAIL / HIKER ONLY / STAY ON TRAIL"	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315227361065258286
[🎵 Merry Go Round] Picture of rock structure	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315228244889013550
[🎵 Something More] Picture of rock structure along trail	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315228523466083626
[🎵 Roaring Thunder] Picture of trail overlooking buildings	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315228869555080494
[🎵 Roaring Thunder] Picture of hills overlooking buildings	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315229383302630699
[🎵 Roaring Thunder] Picture of hills along trail	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315229459139939626
[🎵 Something More] Picture of rocks along trail overlooking buildings and mountains, sign reading "Lubahn Trail"	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315230282133769518
[🎵 Something More] Picture of cliff	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315230282133769518
[🎵 Roaring Thunder] Picture of sunlit rocks overlooking buildings	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315234148786998571
[🎵 Merry Go Round] Picture of dirt trail	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315235006668983595
[🎵 Merry Go Round] Picture of Daniel smiling to camera before dirt trail with marker reading "Olivine" with sky and valley visible	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315235006668983595
[🎵 Merry Go Round] Picture of Daniel smiling to camera before dirt trail with marker reading "Olivine"	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315235006668983595
[🎵 Roaring Thunder] Picture of Dan squinting/glaring to camera over meal	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315235438262799659
[🎵 Merry Go Round] Picture of Daniel's meal	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315235566499466539
[🎵 Roaring Thunder] Picture of Dan squinting/glaring to camera over meal	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315235694945815850
Picture of Dan sipping milkshake	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315235865393909035

December 22

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Larson: It is December 2023 and DLR Records has made 615 dollars this year so far	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315467711801281835
Larson: I just signed up for college for 2024 to start in March.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315473644761779498
Larson: Okay, so I have an update. I have have now been a'cepted into the university that I am planning on going to.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315517603601059118
Larson: I start college in March 2024, and I've been a'cepted.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315533422796098858
Larson: I will be doing online college. Stay tuned.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315533549635931435
Larson: I need to get a laptop for college.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315533643865197866
Larson: I still need to get my phone bill for January 2024.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315535176543767854
Larson: I am skipping dinner tonight because I don't have the funds.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315535471168212267
Larson: I start....college...on...March...4th, 2024 in music production.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315538205519007022
Larson: I need to get a motel room tonight.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315539014923177259
Larson: I need to work on getting a haircut in early January...2024.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315539549940174123
Picture of two Burger King cheeseburgers	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315550678959672619
Larson: Clark, my entertainment manager, is now friends with Daniel MacDougal, the secret service agent.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315551380347964715
Larson: Clark, my entertainment manager, has told me that Daniel MacDougal has talked to him and is demanding that Clark records all phone calls with me and Clark is claiming that he denied it.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315551570291215662

December 23

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Picture of two-liter Signature Select Punch Soda bottle	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315836764231421226
[🎵 Merry Go Round] Picture of Daniel smiling with mouth closed	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315836618160491819
[🎵 Merry Go Round] Picture of Daniel's reflection against some glass	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315836278241627434
Larson: I need to get my, uh, January 2024 phone bill.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315901037670534446
Larson: Alrighty, so because of Christmas and New Year's, we can completely forget about my music distribution paychecks for two weeks.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315903074873281838
Larson: Hoo. Get ready to go three weeks with no music distribution paycheck	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315903237280845099
Larson: Well, shit's about to hit the fan. Heh! Get ready for January 2024.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315903603435375918
Larson: So tomorrow is Christmas Eve...twenty twenty...three.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315903736046619950
Larson: Okay, so...get ready for the weekend, because now I have to get a haircut.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315904129266650410
Larson: Okay, so I have started paying off my 2023 debt.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315904762237537578
Larson: Alrighty, so...just got spotted walking down the road, and...they refuse to pay for the photos again!	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315905268230016298
[🎵 Love Is Beautifully Painful (Ghost Duet Version)] Larson: Welcome to the big leagues [unintelligible] [grimaces]	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315906178821672234
Larson: It's about to get [Maisie?]! Merrrry Christmas.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315906297537482030
Larson: All I want for Christmas is a new house.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315906481881091371
Larson: My new policy for 2024 is everybody is required to pay for photos in public. If not, the police will be called.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315906837272923435
Larson: New policy that starts in 2024 is no Doordash. So I can't do Doordash because people leak my location when they deliver.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315907035424427306
Larson: Okay...I have one month to buy a laptop and a backpack for college.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315907488937938222
Larson: Starting in January, I have to start my community service for probation.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315907654897896747
Larson: The entire company's about to hit a massive financial wall starting before January 2024.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315909234929995054
Larson: In less than twelve hours, everything is going to shift.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315909853858237742
Larson: It's time...to make...money.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315909941561167147
Larson: Well, that changes the plans. I just got a free meal.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315911260065877290
Larson: A fan just drove by and decided to give me a free sandwich, so my plans have completely changed for the day.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315911615554243886
Larson: Grace and I are working on getting a motel for tonight.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315912562695064875
Larson: So, heh, I just got spotted, and I made...ten dol—no, twenty dollars from a photo.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315917199166672171
Larson: Okay, so I'm now to a point to where I get paid every four days. Let's see if we can get it to every three days.	https://tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315917873304702250
[🎵 Merry Go Round] Photo of Starbucks pastry	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/photo/7315924452594765098
Larson: Ok, I will leave fucking Golden, Colorado now. I will leave Denver.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315942023180143914	https://archive.org/details/7315942023180143914
Larson: The Golden Hotel just stole 2000 dollars. I booked a week at their motel and they refused to let me in because the Woody's Pizza manager apparently reported me to them.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315942179325693230	https://archive.org/details/7315942179325693230
Larson: Helllllo everybody. Welcome! It's a nice day before Christmas Eve in Golden, Colorado. These are my new friends...Say hi! Guy 1: I just roke up. Guy 2: I just roke up. Guy 1: My name's Joey Mitchell. Guy 2: My name's [Kimball Mesisca?] Guy 3: I'm Jakai.	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315967589425990958	https://archive.org/details/7315967589425990958
[🎵 Roaring Thunder] Picture of Daniel with toothy grin	https://www.tiktok.com/@daniellarsonwork24/video/7315968187324108078