The Dark Ages

Anus - butt

Arse - butt

Arsehole - butt

Ass - butt

Ass-hat - idiot

Ass-jabber - homosexual

Ass-pirate - homosexual

Assbag - idiot

Assbandit - homosexual

Assbanger - homosexual

Assbite - idiot

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Asscock - idiot

Asscracker - butt

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Assface - butt

Assfuck - rear-loving

Assfucker - homosexual

Assgoblin - homosexual

Asshat - butt

Asshead - idiot

Asshole - jerk

Asshopper - homosexual

Assjacker - homosexual

Asslick - idiot

Asslicker - Buttlicker

Assmonkey - idiot

Assmunch - idiot

Assmuncher - butt

Assnigger - Racial Slur

Asspirate - homosexual

Assshit - idiot

Assshole - butt

Asssucker - idiot

Asswad - butt

Asswipe - butt

Axwound - female genitalia

Bampot - idiot

Bastard - illegitimate child

Beaner - Mexican

Bitch - female dog

Bitchass - idiot

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Bitchtits - homosexual

Bitchy - mean

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Blowjob - sexual act

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Bollox - male genitalia

Boner - erection

Brotherfucker - homosexual

Bullshit - poop

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Buttfucker - homosexual

Camel toe - female genitalia

Carpetmuncher - homosexual

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Clusterfuck - mess up

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Cockmaster - homosexual

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Cockmongruel - homosexual

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Cockmuncher - homosexual

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Cockshit - idiot

Cocksmith - homosexual

Cocksmoke - homosexual

Cocksmoker - homosexual

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Cocksucker - homosexual

Cockwaffle - idiot

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Coochy - female genitalia

Coon - African American

Cooter - vagina

Cracker - Caucasian

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Cumslut - dirty girl

Cumtart - idiot

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Cunnilingus - sexual act

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Cuntlicker - homosexual

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Cuntslut - idiot

Dago - Italian

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Deggo - Italian

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Dookie - poop

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Dumbass - idiot

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Fatass - a fat person

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Fuckbrain - idiot

Fuckbutt - butt

Fuckbutter - Sexual fluids

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Fucker - fornicator

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Fuckface - idiot

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Fuckhole - jerk

Fuckin - sexual act

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Fucknutt - idiot

Fuckoff - go away

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Fuckstick - male genitalia

Fucktard - Moron

Fucktart - idiot

Fuckup - idiot

Fuckwad - idiot

Fuckwit - dummy

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Fudgepacker - homosexual

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Gaydo - homosexual

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Gaylord - homosexual

Gaytard - homosexual

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Gooch - female genitalia

Gook - Chinese

Gringo - foreigner

Guido - italian

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Hard on - erection

Heeb - Jewish Person

Hell - heck

Ho - woman

Hoe - Woman

Homo - homosexual

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Honkey - white person

Humping - sexual act

Jackass - idiot

Jagoff - idiot

Jap - japanesse person

Jerk off - masturbate

Jerkass - idiot

Jigaboo - African American

Jizz - Semen

Jungle bunny - african american

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Kike - Jewish Person

Kooch - female genitalia

Kootch - female genitalia

Kraut - german

Kunt - female genitalia

Kyke - Jewish person

Lameass - loser

Lardass - overweight individual

Lesbian - homosexual

Lesbo - homosexual

Lezzie - homosexual

Mcfagget - homosexual

Mick - irish

Minge - female genitalia

Mothafucka - Jerk

Mothafuckin' - mother loving

Motherfucker - mother lover

Motherfucking - fornicating with mother

Muff - female genitalia

Muffdiver - homosexual

Munging - sexual act

Negro - african american

Nigaboo - African American

Nigga - african american

Nigger - african american

Niggers - African Americans

Niglet - african american child

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Nutsack - male genitalia

Paki - pakistanien

Panooch - femail genitalia

Pecker - Penis

Peckerhead - idiot

Penis - male genitalia

Penisbanger - homosexual

Penisfucker - homosexual

Penispuffer - homosexual

Piss - urinate

Pissed - urinated

Pissed off - angry

Pissflaps - female genitalia

Polesmoker - homosexual

Pollock - polish person

Poon - female genitals

Poonani - female genitalia

Poonany - vagina

Poontang - female genitalia

Porch monkey - african american

Porchmonkey - African American

Prick - penis

Punanny - female genitalia

Punta - female dog

Pussies - Female Genitalias

Pussy - female reproductive organ

Pussylicking - sexual act

Puto - idiot

Queef - vaginal fart.

Queer - homosexual

Queerbait - homosexual

Queerhole - homosexual

Renob - erection

Rimjob - dirty sexual act

Ruski - Russian

Sand nigger - middle eastern

Sandnigger - middle eastern

Schlong - male genitalia

Scrote - male genitalia

Shit - poop

Shitass - idiot

Shitbag - idiot

Shitbagger - idiot

Shitbrains - idiot

Shitbreath - Bad Breath

Shitcanned - Fired

Shitcunt - idiot

Shitdick - idiot

Shitface - pooface

Shitfaced - Drunk

Shithead - jerk

Shithole - idiot

Shithouse - bathroom

Shitspitter - butt

Shitstain - poop

Shitter - defecator

Shittiest - worst

Shitting - pooping

Shitty - bad

Shiz - poop

Shiznit - poop

Skank - dirty girl

Skeet - semen

Skullfuck - sexual act

Slut - sexually popular woman

Slutbag - sexually popular woman

Smeg - poop

Snatch - female genitalia

Spic - mexican

Spick - mexican american

Splooge - ejaculate

Spook - White person

Suckass - idiot

Tard - mentally challenged

Testicle - male genitalia

Thundercunt - idiot

Tit - breast

Titfuck - sexual act

Tits - breasts

Tittyfuck - sexual act

Twat - female genitals

Twatlips - idiot

Twats - vaginas

Twatwaffle - homosexual

Unclefucker - homosexual

Va-j-j - female genitalia

Vag - femail genitalia

Vagina - female genitalia

Vajayjay - female genitalia

Vjayjay - female genitalia

Wank - sexual act

Wankjob - sexual act

Wetback - Mexican

Whore - hussy

Whorebag - idiot

Whoreface - idiot

Wop - Italianel's whereabouts during this time, and he was claimed to have been spotted multiple times by Las Vegas locals, but these claims have yet to be proved. Daniel remained missing until the 22nd of February, where a video posted by u/Ill_Editor1804 on the r/daniellarson subreddit showed a man crossing the street who looked eerily similar to Daniel. OP wrote in the caption of the post, "Hey guys, I just witnessed Daniel getting kicked off a city bus in Las Vegas. He tried getting on but refused to pay the fare. After I got off the bus, my father picked me up and we drove back down the street, and he was walking I snagged a quick video. It looks like he got a fresh haircut bald again. He is still wearing the same outfit from over 8 days ago. He sounded very defeated and sad when he was talking with the bus driver." This was the first legitimate piece of information on Daniel since the 16th of February.

Daniel's sighting almost immediately shut down all theories regarding his situation, such as him retreating into the Las Vegas tunnels and being killed, being cloned, receiving a lobotomy, or being arrested, as there was finally concrete evidence that he was alive and well. However, the blackout hadn't quite come to a conclusion, as Daniel still had no way of communicating with the internet, but the community finally had a piece of the puzzle.

At around 5pm PST on 2/23/2023, Daniel finally made his return on a new TikTok account (@daniellarsonlv) uploading a series of videos explaining his absence. He claims to have been jumped by 2 "fans" who punched him and stole his phone. He also claimed that during the interaction with the 2 attackers, they fractured his skull, which explains the buzz cut that he received during his visit to the hospital. He was also wearing the same jacket that he was spotted wearing in the reddit post previously mentioned. All the dots started to connect, as it was made apparent that Daniel had no phone and couldn't afford a new one considering he had no access to his donations which were done through apps like CashApp and PayPal, and he had to rely on the generosity of his fanbase to acquire a new phone in person. Upon Daniel's return, he also stated he would be receiving $380 of food stamps per month, and he now has housing arrangements through a company called Sober Homes. This part of the story is still unfolding, and all of the information here is yet to be 100% proven, however these accounts come straight from Daniel Larson himself, and are unlikely to be false, but only time will tell.

While only lasting a little over a week, The Dark Ages was a worrisome period in the Daniel Larson community. No update was available on the whereabouts of Daniel, the subreddit was down, and panic amassed in the discord with allegations and theories springing up from multiple sources and individuals. Fortunately, The Dark Ages came to an abrupt end after Daniel was able to get a new phone and make a new TikTok account where he updated his fans on the situation.