Template:Quote of the day: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 19:31, 29 April 2024

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— Daniel Larson

This template selects and displays an item from a pool of quotes based on the day of the year.

Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this template:

Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
- 
Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
- | (number) = Quote
- Remember to keep the indent!
- Do not repeat numbers!
Scroll up to the top and find:
- {{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}
Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
- Your quote will not be displayed if you do not do this

What not to add:

Quotes from people besides Daniel
Fake quotes
- While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines
Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes

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 	THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE CURRENT NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY.
 -->{{Quote|align=center|
-{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 131}}
+{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 136}}
    | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
    | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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    | 129 = The media makes me look like a n***a
    | 130 = I got just 4 cheese burritos
+  | 131 = We need to stop rildfires in California.
+  | 132 = I wish I changed colors like a salamander.
+  | 133 = You are so dogwater.
+  | 134 = You are so free, free-er than a public restroom.
+  | 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot.
+  | 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks!
 ]
 <!-- ADD QUOTES ABOVE THIS. AFTER ADDING A NEW QUOTE, SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE NUMBER OF QUOTES PLUS 1 -->