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| 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | ||
| 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | | 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | ||
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| 89 = We need to pray for [[Bob]] | | 89 = We need to pray for [[Bob]] | ||
| 90 = I need to think NOW | | 90 = I need to think NOW | ||
| 91 = [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/ | | 91 = I love Peep's hop hop hop 🐇<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1acqztm/can_this_be_a_flair/</ref> | ||
| 92 = Who the f*** is Victoria and what is her secret? | |||
| 93 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oaTZGB99os8 I'm gonna go to hell.] | |||
| 94 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ildrxv0wcto Why does Goated Mines sound a lot like Jacob Sartorius?] | |||
| 95 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1DWbnIfzpr0 We got trolls...] | |||
| 96 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1b8jsgl/dans_most_recent_comment_on_a_grace_vanderwaal/ I'm out of jail ❤🎉 | |||
| 97 = Does it sting like a bee 🐝 | |||
| 98 = just got sexually asked for sex by another man | |||
| 99 = I understand, I am ending my life tonight | |||
| 100 = Due to my autism, my grandma passed away from cancer | |||
| 101 = Little fucker answer 😡 | |||
| 102 = fuck i just called bob the n word | |||
| 103 = Thank you for your support | |||
| 104 = I am a model | |||
| 105 = Code George Floyd!!! | |||
| 106 = Is it true you like s*x | |||
| 107 = This is for you Grace, And this is special for you | |||
| 108 = She was carrying a marchette | |||
| 109 = confadencal | |||
| 110 = I am going to bomb the airport 💣 | |||
| 111 = I’ll be singing in a fucking wheelchair | |||
| 112 = Okay I ain’t fucking lying about shit. Bob I need you to go live right now, I need you to make a social media account and put it out there right fucking now that I am not lying or I will kill you | |||
| 113 = Micheal Quinn keeps asking for sex!!!! | |||
| 114 = Does it feel like hornets | |||
| 115 = Why does grace vanderwaal rock her hips | |||
| 116 = Trelve | |||
| 117 = Crestions | |||
| 118 = Up and coming songwriter | |||
| 119 = Peeing Feeling | |||
| 120 = Internet Sensation | |||
| 121 = Do you guys have the BBC blizzard | |||
| 122 = the care provider put ranch in the mac n cheese | |||
| 123 = the vegetables taste like tree bark | |||
| 124 = federal borough of investigation | |||
| 125 = why is my cum red | |||
| 126 = There is a military heralcopter in Golden Colorado right now | |||
| 127 = What is your favoret position in bed | |||
| 128 = I'm being forced into stores and get nude | |||
| 129 = The media makes me look like a n***a | |||
| 130 = I got just 4 cheese burritos | |||
| 131 = We need to stop rildfires in California. | |||
| 132 = I wish I changed colors like a salamander. | |||
| 133 = You are so dogwater. | |||
| 134 = You are so free, free-er than a public restroom. | |||
| 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot. | |||
| 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks! | |||
| 137 = You need to pick a side? Heaven or Hell? | |||
| 138 = My grandma put a curse on me | |||
| 139 = I want you to know if you feel like you need to pee to literally just do it and don't worry about anybody else and don't worry about judgement | |||
| 140 = Being homeless is the hardest part about life | |||
| 141 = I'm friends with the tickle monster | |||
| 142 = Bob is about to become permanently homeless | |||
| 143 = I just got sexually asked for sex by another man | |||
| 144 = I got closterfobia | |||
| 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future! | |||
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Latest revision as of 15:53, 1 June 2024
| “ | F--k, I just called Bob the N word.. | ” |
| — Daniel Larson | ||
This template selects and displays an item from a pool of quotes based on the day of the year.
Adding quotes
Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this template:
- Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
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- Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
| (number) = Quote- Remember to keep the indent!
- Do not repeat numbers!
- Scroll up to the top and find:
{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}
- Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
- Your quote will not be displayed if you do not do this
What not to add:
- Quotes from people besides Daniel
- Fake quotes
- While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
- Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines
- Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes