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   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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   | 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - I will not be wearing some flowers in my hair.]
   | 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - I will not be wearing some flowers in my hair.]
   | 53 = Thank you so much for the donation "Ligma Balls"
   | 53 = Thank you so much for the donation "Ligma Balls"
   | 54 = [[Juice WRLD|Ayden your a gay bitch and Juice WRLD I hope you die]].
   | 54 = Ayden, you're a gay b--ch, and [[Juice WRLD]], I hope you die!
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  | 55 = Did you know that World of T-Shirts is uhhh - is a Jew? Well that explains a lot...
  | 56 = I am sorry for having 500 megabytes of CP on my phone.
  | 57 = Does I have COVID, or does my ass smell good?
  | 58 = I'm going to Lowes to buy a rope after robbing the bank.
  | 59 = I need dynamite
  | 60 = I'd like some wed rine, please.
  | 61 = I will become [[Jacob Sartorius|Jacob's]] c--k - or, cook - cuck - errr... I don't know how to f--king say it...
  | 62 = This is terrible 😭 i smell like Donald J Trump ⚠️💔
  | 63 = Let the countdown begin.
  | 64 = Singer-songwriter-psychosis was ''in-sane''. Got to see n' hear that live.
  | 65 = I’m feeling bullish
  | 66 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/10y6604/heres_an_obscure_clip_from_the_jonas_house/ Sandy Hook was false and Alex - Jones - was a good man. *does a little dance*]
  | 67 = I just donated to the Taco Bell foundation
  | 68 = When shit hits the fan, it hits the fan
  | 69 = [[Daniel Larson Codes|CODE F--KING DEATH]]
  | 70 = My back feels like wood 🪵
  | 71 = I’m losing money faster than a turkey burrito
  | 72 = [[Flexburger]], you’re a f--kin' bitch!
  | 73 = Livin' the flippin' dream...
  | 74 = Stay tuned.
  | 75 = Communication is how you get stuff done!
  | 76 = I’m surrounded by people I don’t see.
  | 77 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/qwa8e9/tony_soprano_is_going_to_kill_daniel/?share_id=VmEGB-JF76UCZ2NIV0l-J&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 I'm inside my house right now because Tony Soprano - is outside my house getting ready to shoot a bunch of armor at me.]
  | 78 = A 'nother day at work.
  | 79= Walmart just kicked me out for - touching kids.
  | 80= Tupac is an - "opp" - and he's going to get smoked.
  | 81 = 🚨🚨We are going on lockdown.🚨🚨
  | 82 = Good night everyone, including my girlfriend. Sweet dreams.
  | 83 = Please stop comparing me to Britney Spears.
  | 84 = I might actually have cancer...
  | 85 = I am teamed up with the FBI. Anybody that keeps contacting me will be contacted by the FBI. Please f--kin' stop calling me.
  | 86 = Gotta love a [[Denver Colfax Marathon 2022|marathon]] because I just s--t myself.
  | 87 = Someone got [[Dog Arc|my dog]] pregnant
  | 88 = We are about to get in extreme crisis
  | 89 = We need to pray for [[Bob]]
  | 90 = I need to think NOW
  | 91 = I love Peep's hop hop hop 🐇<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1acqztm/can_this_be_a_flair/</ref>
  | 92 = Who the f*** is Victoria and what is her secret?
  | 93 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oaTZGB99os8 I'm gonna go to hell.]
  | 94 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ildrxv0wcto Why does Goated Mines sound a lot like Jacob Sartorius?]
  | 95 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1DWbnIfzpr0 We got trolls...]
  | 96 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1b8jsgl/dans_most_recent_comment_on_a_grace_vanderwaal/ I'm out of jail ❤🎉
  | 97 = Does it sting like a bee 🐝
  | 98 = just got sexually asked for sex by another man
  | 99 = I understand, I am ending my life tonight
  | 100 = Due to my autism, my grandma passed away from cancer
  | 101 = Little fucker answer 😡
  | 102 = fuck i just called bob the n word
  | 103 = Thank you for your support
  | 104 = I am a model
  | 105 = Code George Floyd!!!
  | 106 = Is it true you like s*x
  | 107 = This is for you Grace, And this is special for you
  | 108 = She was carrying a marchette
  | 109 = confadencal
  | 110 = I am going to bomb the airport 💣
  | 111 = I’ll be singing in a fucking wheelchair
  | 112 = Okay I ain’t fucking lying about shit. Bob I need you to go live right now, I need you to make a social media account and put it out there right fucking now that I am not lying or I will kill you
  | 113 = Micheal Quinn keeps asking for sex!!!!
  | 114 = Does it feel like hornets
  | 115 = Why does grace vanderwaal rock her hips
  | 116 = Trelve
  | 117 = Crestions
  | 118 = Up and coming songwriter
  | 119 = Peeing Feeling
  | 120 = Internet Sensation
  | 121 = Do you guys have the BBC blizzard
  | 122 = the care provider put ranch in the mac n cheese
  | 123 = the vegetables taste like tree bark
  | 124 = federal borough of investigation
  | 125 = why is my cum red
  | 126 = There is a military heralcopter in Golden Colorado right now
  | 127 = What is your favoret position in bed
  | 128 = I'm being forced into stores and get nude
  | 129 = The media makes me look like a n***a
  | 130 = I got just 4 cheese burritos
  | 131 = We need to stop rildfires in California.
  | 132 = I wish I changed colors like a salamander.
  | 133 = You are so dogwater.  
  | 134 = You are so free, free-er than a public restroom.
  | 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot.
  | 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks!
  | 137 = You need to pick a side? Heaven or Hell?
  | 138 = My grandma put a curse on me
  | 139 = I want you to know if you feel like you need to pee to literally just do it and don't worry about anybody else and don't worry about judgement
  | 140 = Being homeless is the hardest part about life
  | 141 = I'm friends with the tickle monster
  | 142 = Bob is about to become permanently homeless
  | 143 = I just got sexually asked for sex by another man
  | 144 = I got closterfobia
  | 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future!
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Latest revision as of 15:53, 1 June 2024


This template selects and displays an item from a pool of quotes based on the day of the year.

Adding quotes

Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this template:

  • Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
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  • Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
    • | (number) = Quote
    • Remember to keep the indent!
    • Do not repeat numbers!
  • Scroll up to the top and find:
    • {{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}
  • Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
    • Your quote will not be displayed if you do not do this

What not to add:

  • Quotes from people besides Daniel
  • Fake quotes
    • While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
  • Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines
  • Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes
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