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(Bunch of new quotes, and even familiar ones haven't been added. Fixed this :))
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THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE CURRENT NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY.
THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO 1 PLUS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY.
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{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 131}}
{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 146}}
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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   | 129 = The media makes me look like a n***a
   | 129 = The media makes me look like a n***a
   | 130 = I got just 4 cheese burritos  
   | 130 = I got just 4 cheese burritos  
  | 131 = We need to stop rildfires in California.
  | 132 = I wish I changed colors like a salamander.
  | 133 = You are so dogwater.
  | 134 = You are so free, free-er than a public restroom.
  | 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot.
  | 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks!
  | 137 = You need to pick a side? Heaven or Hell?
  | 138 = My grandma put a curse on me
  | 139 = I want you to know if you feel like you need to pee to literally just do it and don't worry about anybody else and don't worry about judgement
  | 140 = Being homeless is the hardest part about life
  | 141 = I'm friends with the tickle monster
  | 142 = Bob is about to become permanently homeless
  | 143 = I just got sexually asked for sex by another man
  | 144 = I got closterfobia
  | 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future!
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Latest revision as of 15:53, 1 June 2024


This template selects and displays an item from a pool of quotes based on the day of the year.

Adding quotes

Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this template:

  • Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
    • <!-- ADD QUOTES ABOVE THIS. AFTER ADDING A NEW QUOTE, SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE NUMBER OF QUOTES PLUS 1 -->
  • Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
    • | (number) = Quote
    • Remember to keep the indent!
    • Do not repeat numbers!
  • Scroll up to the top and find:
    • {{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}
  • Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
    • Your quote will not be displayed if you do not do this

What not to add:

  • Quotes from people besides Daniel
  • Fake quotes
    • While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
  • Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines
  • Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes
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