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<noinclude><!-- This works by recycling the same quotes monthly, DO NOT MODIFY ANYTHING besides the quotes! Remember all quotes have to be by Daniel Larson. ---><!-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPROTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE CURRENT NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY --></noinclude> | <noinclude><!-- This works by recycling the same quotes monthly, DO NOT MODIFY ANYTHING besides the quotes! Remember all quotes have to be by Daniel Larson. ---><!-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPROTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE CURRENT NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY --></noinclude> | ||
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| 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | ||
| 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | | 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | ||
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| 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - I will not be wearing some flowers in my hair.] | | 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - I will not be wearing some flowers in my hair.] | ||
| 53 = Thank you so much for the donation "Ligma Balls" | | 53 = Thank you so much for the donation "Ligma Balls" | ||
| 54 = | | 54 = Ayden, you're a gay bitch, and [[Juice WRLD]], I hope you die! | ||
| 55 = Did you know that World of T-Shirts is uhhh - is a Jew? Well that explains a lot... | |||
| 56 = I am sorry for having 500 megabytes of CP on my phone. | |||
| 57 = Does I have COVID, or does my ass smell good? | |||
| 58 = I'm going to Lowes to buy a rope after robbing the bank. | |||
| 59 = I need dynamite | |||
| 60 = I'd like some wed rine, please. | |||
| 61 = I will become [[Jacob Sartorius|Jacob's]] cock - or, cook - cuck - errr... I don't know how to fucking say it... | |||
| 62 = This is terrible 😭 i smell like Donald J Trump ⚠️💔 | |||
| 63 = Let the countdown begin. | |||
| 64 = Singer-songwriter-psychosis was ''in-sane''. Got to see n' hear that live. | |||
| 65 = I’m feeling bullish | |||
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