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   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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   | 50 = [[Quora|What does “watery direa” mean?]]
   | 50 = [[Quora|What does “watery direa” mean?]]
   | 51 = So - my inspiration behind [[Reverse Mohawk|this haircut]] - I wanted it to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger got struck by lightning, just like Albert Einstein.
   | 51 = So - my inspiration behind [[Reverse Mohawk|this haircut]] - I wanted it to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger got struck by lightning, just like Albert Einstein.
   | 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - waring some flowers in my hair]
   | 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - I will not be wearing some flowers in my hair.]
  | 53 = Thank you so much for the donation "Ligma Balls"
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