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(Made the quote selector a psuedo-random number generator instead of a daily thing so there can be as many quotes as u want) |
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<noinclude><!-- This works by recycling the same quotes monthly, DO NOT MODIFY ANYTHING besides the quotes! Remember all quotes have to be by Daniel Larson. ---></noinclude> | <noinclude><!-- This works by recycling the same quotes monthly, DO NOT MODIFY ANYTHING besides the quotes! Remember all quotes have to be by Daniel Larson. ---></noinclude> | ||
{{Quote| | {{Quote| | ||
{{#switch: {{ | {{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod 5}} | ||
| 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | ||
| 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | | 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | ||
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| 31 = My girlfriend has a rare brain disease called "suckondeez" | | 31 = My girlfriend has a rare brain disease called "suckondeez" | ||
| 32 = Black Lives Matter; I hate crackas' | | 32 = Black Lives Matter; I hate crackas' | ||
| 33 = I just wanted to say happy birfday to | | 33 = I just wanted to say happy birfday to "Mike Hunt" | ||
| 34 = Do I look nice? Or do I look like a lizard who came out of a shooting rabbit hole? | | 34 = Do I look nice? Or do I look like a lizard who came out of a shooting rabbit hole? | ||
| 35 = Hello ladies and gentlemen | | 35 = Hello ladies and gentlemen - I will not be doing porn. | ||
| 36 = I think I made it to | | 36 = I think I made it to Hornywood! | ||
| 37 = Hello everyone | | 37 = Hello everyone! I love CP. They are one of the best companies. | ||
| 38 = This is a message to Quandale Dingle | | 38 = This is a message to Quandale Dingle - please stop messaging me. ''Go to hell.'' | ||
}} | }} | ||
|Daniel Larson}} | |Daniel Larson}} | ||
Revision as of 04:00, 28 December 2023
| “ | Call f--king dispatch! | ” |