Planet Fitness Bathroom Kickout

On February 10th, 2023, Daniel was seen in a video being kicked out of a Planet Fitness bathroom by a female employee and a male gym-goer for loitering in the men's bathroom. Daniel repeatedly pleads for the employee to leave the bathroom for him to get out, and repeatedly claims that they are breaking the law and spying. Additionally, Daniel wrongly claims that the female employee and calls him names and begs for her name to report her. The gym goer cracks himself up thinking Daniel is just some random oddball high on drugs. Daniel would also accuse the guy of calling him names, when he himself would do the same. In short, Daniel desperately tries his best to use whatever excuse he can imagine to not end up being in the slightest way wrong.

It’s weird how Daniel never uttered the n-word once during this altercation.

Audio Transcript

Man: (unintelligible)

Daniel: I said give me a second.

Man: How long is a second?

Daniel: Ok? Like, literally.

PF Employee: You've been given more than a second, you've literally been given more than a second, come on.

Daniel: And you're threatening me, and I'm, I'm not gonna leave...

Man: You're holding up a pack of stalls, dude.

Daniel: I'm, ok, I'm, I literally said give me, I said give me a second-

PF Employee: You've been given more than a second!

Man: Still talkin to yo ass, (unintelligible). Yeah, we might need to like...call the police.

Daniel: Since you guys wanna argue-

Man: Since you (unintelligible)

Daniel: -then I'm gonna take longer.

Man: You're gonna take longer?

Daniel: Since you guys wanna argue, and you guys are threatening me. Like, first off, you guys are standing right outside the stall, and I said give me a second, and you guy- Now you're fucking spying on me? Like, really?

Man: He's crazy.

Daniel: This is fucking ridiculous.

Man: You're still sitting there on your phone.

Daniel: What?

Man: You're still sitting there on your phone.

Daniel: No, I'm not!

Man: Yes, you are.

(tapping noises)

Daniel: I'm not gonna sit here and have you guys-

Man: Yo, just shut up, man. Just shut up. Just shut up. you wanna be playing (unintelligible), just shut up.

Daniel: Don't fucking tell me to shut up.

Man: Just shut up.

Daniel: You're a fucking bitch.

Man: Shut up, bitch. Shut the fuck up.

Daniel: Don't fucking tell me, to do that.

Man: Shut the fuck up before I do something about it. Come on, tough guy. Come on and (unintelligible). Exactly. You're a fucking coward. You can't tell other women-

Daniel: Don't fucking threaten me like that!

Man: -you get tough for women, but you won't do it when there's a man. You're a fucking pussy. Lil bitch ass nigga.

Daniel: Well, you, ok, you shouldn't have a fucking woman in the men's restroom, bitch!

Man: You're a coward, shut up.

(Daniel stands up from the seat in the stall, and hits the door with something, likely his fist or head, and returns to the seat)

Daniel: You shouldn't have somebody in here.

Man: Bring yo ass out here, tough guy. You're a fucking coward.

Daniel: Don't fucking threaten me. Don't fucking threaten me, bitch!

Man: You're a coward and you know it.

(Daniel bangs something against the wall)

Man: -balls, (unintelligible)

Daniel: Don't fucking threaten me, bitch!

Man: You're a coward.

(Daniel bangs something against the wall four times)

Man: You're a yellow belly, yeah. Look at you. Crying like (unintelligible).

Daniel: Don't fucking threaten me!

PF Employee: Alright, well, hurry up now and leave. I need you to leave right now, not a second anymore, I need you to leave right now.

Daniel: Well, first off-

PF Employee: No, no, there's not no nothing, I will literally find your card and cancel you out right now if you don't leave right now.

Daniel: Then leave the men's restroom.

PF Employee: No, I'm gonna wait here. You need to leave right now.

Daniel: I'm not gonna do that-

PF Employee: You need to leave right now, the cops are literally on their way already, and you don't want them to escort you. Leave on your own free will,

Daniel: Then, I said you guys need to leave the men's restroom first-

PF Employee: (talking to the police) There's a member, there's a member who's showering who's not gonna leave. I work here, I don't have to leave. (back to Daniel) I need to make sure you get out right now. You don't make the demands here.

Daniel: Then you're breaking the law.

PF Employee: No I'm not, you're.. cool–get the fuck out, right now!

(The man peers over the top of the stall)

Man: Get a bite of it, dude. (?)

Daniel: And that's also illegal.

Man: No, it's not.

Daniel: Yes, it is.

Man: Only in (unintelligible), dude.

(The stall door opens)

PF Employee: C'mon, let's go. C'mon, get out, please. You need to leave now.

Man: Let's go.

PF Employee: You need to leave. You need to leave.

Daniel: I told you to leave the men's restroom.

PF Employee: I literally have to kick you out, you have to go. You don't make the demands right now.

Man: Who are you? What're you doing? What you doing, bro?

Daniel: I was trying to change my fucking chalk.

PF Employee: Ok, you've been here for more than, you (unintelligible)

Daniel: But then, then you (Daniel points at the man and Planet Fitness employee) started spying.

Man: Get out of there, go, go.

PF Employee: I have literally asked you (unintelligible)

Daniel: And then you want, you want (Daniel points at the PF Employee) to start cussing me out.

Man: Come on. You're recording all of this shit but that's cool, come on. You're holding shit up.

PF Employee: C'mon, let's go.

Daniel: But, I-I-I'm just saying I was doing nothing, and then you started cussing the hell out of me.

PF Employee: You're literally overstaying your welcome in the men's restroom, come on, let's go.

Man: This guy's high.

PF Employee: C'mon, let's go.

Daniel: I'm not!

Man: You're high.

PF Employee:(sigh)

Man: You high as a motherfucker.

Daniel: Don't, don't even call me that.

Man: You're high.

PF Employee: Come on.

Daniel: Don't even-

PF Employee: You said-

Daniel: Don't even fucking call me that, bitch!

Man: Oh, okay, that's cool. I'm not easily moved by words.

Daniel: Ok, you call me a fucker? ok?

Man: I said you're a coward.

Daniel: And you called me a coward!

Man: You'll say that to her, but you won't to me. What?

PF Employee: C'mon.

Daniel: What is your name? I'll call it in.

PF Employee: No, he doesn't need to give us his name, you need to go.

Daniel: Well, what's your name?

PF Employee: You don't need to know my name. Let's go.

Daniel: Yes, I'm gonna file reports! For calling me, like, names and shit.

PF Employee: I didn't call you a name at all. I said you need to get out. I have not called you a name.

Man: Want me to come in here with you? (The man steps into the stall)

PF Employee: (raises her hand towards the stall wall) No. (The man steps back)

Daniel: Dude!

PF Employee: No, you're, you're recording but you're the one who's in the wrong.

Daniel: I-I'm not, I'm not in the wrong!

PF Employee: How are you not in the wrong? You have not left yet, you're literally just sitting here, you cannot just chill in here.

Man: Mhm.

Daniel: And then he, this guy works here as well-

PF Employee: No, he's just trying to help me out. He's not doing anything.

Daniel: And he, well, ok, you need to kick him out for calling me names.

PF Employee: Why should I kick him out?

Daniel: For calling me names, calling me a coward and stuff.

Man: You're scared to walk past me, aren't you?

PF Employee: C'mon, let's go. Please, I already called the cops, I don't want them to escort you out. Please.

Daniel: Well, I'm not gonna do that if somebody is gonna be not kicked out for calling me names and shit.

PF Employee: He's not doing anything wrong right now. You're literally in the wrong, I cannot kick him out. He's also here making sure making sure I'm ok, because you're a guy, I'm a woman, you could attack me, I don't know what you can do.

Daniel: Well, you shouldn't even be in the men's restroom.

PF Employee: I work here. I have to make sure everything's ok. I'm the only one here right now, who else do you thing is gonna (uncomprehensible)? A ghost?

Daniel: Well then that's an issue on the staff.

PF Employee: Take it up with the manager, I don't know what you want. Come on, let's go, I really don't want the police to escort you. Would you rather have that or would you kindly by yourself?

Daniel: I would kindly leave all myself-

PF Employee: Then let's go, this whole time, you have not left this whole time, please go.

Daniel: But I'm not gonna, like I said, I'm not gonna leave if people are threatening me.

PF Employee: You don't work here, you literally have to leave, I'm boutta cancel your membership out. Let's go, come on.

Daniel: But I just said, what, what, what did I just say? I'm not gonna leave-

PF Employee: Since when did you-

Daniel: -if people are threatening me.

PF Employee: Let's go, let's go. I need you to go, please. I really don't want the sheriffs to take you out. That's the last thing I want, trust me. I already called them, I don't want them to take you out. That's embarrassing on you.