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THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT- SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO 1 PLUS THE TOTAL NUMBER OF QUOTES! THIS IS NEEDED FOR IT TO WORK PROPERLY.
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{{#switch: {{#expr: {{CURRENTDAYOFYEAR}} mod 146}}
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!''
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
   | 2 = Call f--king dispatch!
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   | 89 = We need to pray for [[Bob]]
   | 89 = We need to pray for [[Bob]]
   | 90 = I need to think NOW
   | 90 = I need to think NOW
   | 91 = [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1acqztm/can_this_be_a_flair/ I love Peep's hop hop hop 🐇]]
   | 91 = I love Peep's hop hop hop 🐇<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1acqztm/can_this_be_a_flair/</ref>
  | 92 = Who the f*** is Victoria and what is her secret?
  | 93 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oaTZGB99os8 I'm gonna go to hell.]
  | 94 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ildrxv0wcto Why does Goated Mines sound a lot like Jacob Sartorius?]
  | 95 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1DWbnIfzpr0 We got trolls...]
  | 96 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1b8jsgl/dans_most_recent_comment_on_a_grace_vanderwaal/ I'm out of jail ❤🎉
  | 97 = Does it sting like a bee 🐝
  | 98 = just got sexually asked for sex by another man
  | 99 = I understand, I am ending my life tonight
  | 100 = Due to my autism, my grandma passed away from cancer
  | 101 = Little fucker answer 😡
  | 102 = fuck i just called bob the n word
  | 103 = Thank you for your support
  | 104 = I am a model
  | 105 = Code George Floyd!!!
  | 106 = Is it true you like s*x
  | 107 = This is for you Grace, And this is special for you
  | 108 = She was carrying a marchette
  | 109 = confadencal
  | 110 = I am going to bomb the airport 💣
  | 111 = I’ll be singing in a fucking wheelchair
  | 112 = Okay I ain’t fucking lying about shit. Bob I need you to go live right now, I need you to make a social media account and put it out there right fucking now that I am not lying or I will kill you
  | 113 = Micheal Quinn keeps asking for sex!!!!
  | 114 = Does it feel like hornets
  | 115 = Why does grace vanderwaal rock her hips
  | 116 = Trelve
  | 117 = Crestions
  | 118 = Up and coming songwriter
  | 119 = Peeing Feeling
  | 120 = Internet Sensation
  | 121 = Do you guys have the BBC blizzard
  | 122 = the care provider put ranch in the mac n cheese
  | 123 = the vegetables taste like tree bark
  | 124 = federal borough of investigation
  | 125 = why is my cum red
  | 126 = There is a military heralcopter in Golden Colorado right now
  | 127 = What is your favoret position in bed
  | 128 = I'm being forced into stores and get nude
  | 129 = The media makes me look like a n***a
  | 130 = I got just 4 cheese burritos
  | 131 = We need to stop rildfires in California.
  | 132 = I wish I changed colors like a salamander.
  | 133 = You are so dogwater.
  | 134 = You are so free, free-er than a public restroom.
  | 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot.
  | 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks!
  | 137 = You need to pick a side? Heaven or Hell?
  | 138 = My grandma put a curse on me
  | 139 = I want you to know if you feel like you need to pee to literally just do it and don't worry about anybody else and don't worry about judgement
  | 140 = Being homeless is the hardest part about life
  | 141 = I'm friends with the tickle monster
  | 142 = Bob is about to become permanently homeless
  | 143 = I just got sexually asked for sex by another man
  | 144 = I got closterfobia
  | 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future!
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| author=Daniel Larson
== Usage Guidelines ==
| qcolor=#cedff2
 
}}<noinclude>
'''Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this tempate:
{{Documentation}}
'''
* Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
** <nowiki><!-- ADD QUOTES ABOVE THIS. AFTER ADDING A NEW QUOTE, SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE NUMBER OF QUOTES PLUS 1 --></nowiki>
* Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
**  | (number) = Quote
** Remember to keep the indent!
** Do not repeat numbers
* Scroll up to the top and find:
** <nowiki>{{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}</nowiki>
* Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
** Your quote <u>will not be displayed</u> if you do not do this
 
'''What you should <u>not</u> put in this template:
'''
* Quotes from people besides Daniel\
* Fake quotes
** While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
* Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, [[Daniel_Larson_Wiki:Rules_and_Ban_Appeals#:~:text=Do%20not%20use%20uncensored%20slurs%20in%20articles%2C%20unless%20it%20is%20being%20said%20by%20another%20person%20or%20in%20a%20transcript|this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines]]
* Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes
</noinclude>
</noinclude>

Latest revision as of 15:53, 1 June 2024


This template selects and displays an item from a pool of quotes based on the day of the year.

Adding quotes

Hello! Here's how to add quotes to this template:

  • Scroll down to the bottom of the page and look for:
    • <!-- ADD QUOTES ABOVE THIS. AFTER ADDING A NEW QUOTE, SET THE NUMBER AFTER "MOD" TO THE NUMBER OF QUOTES PLUS 1 -->
  • Read this, and put quotes above that using this formatting:
    • | (number) = Quote
    • Remember to keep the indent!
    • Do not repeat numbers!
  • Scroll up to the top and find:
    • {{#switch: {{#expr: {{#time: U}} mod QUOTESNUMBER}}
  • Then change "QUOTESNUMBER" to the highest current quote
    • Your quote will not be displayed if you do not do this

What not to add:

  • Quotes from people besides Daniel
  • Fake quotes
    • While you don't have to cite sources, it is very much recommended
  • Quotes that say slurs at all, even if censored, this is explicitly against the wiki guidelines
  • Remember this is being displayed on the front page when adding quotes
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