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| 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | | 1 = [[August 31st Incident|Bob just ran me over with his f--king car]]! ''Eehhhhhhhhh!'' | ||
| 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | | 2 = Call f--king dispatch! | ||
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| 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - I will not be wearing some flowers in my hair.] | | 52 = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdvCqUguIh8 If I come to San Francisco, I will not be keeping to - I will not be wearing some flowers in my hair.] | ||
| 53 = Thank you so much for the donation "Ligma Balls" | | 53 = Thank you so much for the donation "Ligma Balls" | ||
| 54 = | | 54 = Ayden, you're a gay b--ch, and [[Juice WRLD]], I hope you die! | ||
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| 56 = I am sorry for having 500 megabytes of CP on my phone. | |||
| 57 = Does I have COVID, or does my ass smell good? | |||
| 58 = I'm going to Lowes to buy a rope after robbing the bank. | |||
| 59 = I need dynamite | |||
| 60 = I'd like some wed rine, please. | |||
| 61 = I will become [[Jacob Sartorius|Jacob's]] c--k - or, cook - cuck - errr... I don't know how to f--king say it... | |||
| 62 = This is terrible 😭 i smell like Donald J Trump ⚠️💔 | |||
| 63 = Let the countdown begin. | |||
| 64 = Singer-songwriter-psychosis was ''in-sane''. Got to see n' hear that live. | |||
| 65 = I’m feeling bullish | |||
| 66 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/10y6604/heres_an_obscure_clip_from_the_jonas_house/ Sandy Hook was false and Alex - Jones - was a good man. *does a little dance*] | |||
| 67 = I just donated to the Taco Bell foundation | |||
| 68 = When shit hits the fan, it hits the fan | |||
| 69 = [[Daniel Larson Codes|CODE F--KING DEATH]] | |||
| 70 = My back feels like wood 🪵 | |||
| 71 = I’m losing money faster than a turkey burrito | |||
| 72 = [[Flexburger]], you’re a f--kin' bitch! | |||
| 73 = Livin' the flippin' dream... | |||
| 74 = Stay tuned. | |||
| 75 = Communication is how you get stuff done! | |||
| 76 = I’m surrounded by people I don’t see. | |||
| 77 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/qwa8e9/tony_soprano_is_going_to_kill_daniel/?share_id=VmEGB-JF76UCZ2NIV0l-J&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 I'm inside my house right now because Tony Soprano - is outside my house getting ready to shoot a bunch of armor at me.] | |||
| 78 = A 'nother day at work. | |||
| 79= Walmart just kicked me out for - touching kids. | |||
| 80= Tupac is an - "opp" - and he's going to get smoked. | |||
| 81 = 🚨🚨We are going on lockdown.🚨🚨 | |||
| 82 = Good night everyone, including my girlfriend. Sweet dreams. | |||
| 83 = Please stop comparing me to Britney Spears. | |||
| 84 = I might actually have cancer... | |||
| 85 = I am teamed up with the FBI. Anybody that keeps contacting me will be contacted by the FBI. Please f--kin' stop calling me. | |||
| 86 = Gotta love a [[Denver Colfax Marathon 2022|marathon]] because I just s--t myself. | |||
| 87 = Someone got [[Dog Arc|my dog]] pregnant | |||
| 88 = We are about to get in extreme crisis | |||
| 89 = We need to pray for [[Bob]] | |||
| 90 = I need to think NOW | |||
| 91 = I love Peep's hop hop hop 🐇<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1acqztm/can_this_be_a_flair/</ref> | |||
| 92 = Who the f*** is Victoria and what is her secret? | |||
| 93 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oaTZGB99os8 I'm gonna go to hell.] | |||
| 94 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ildrxv0wcto Why does Goated Mines sound a lot like Jacob Sartorius?] | |||
| 95 = [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1DWbnIfzpr0 We got trolls...] | |||
| 96 = [https://www.reddit.com/r/Daniellarson/comments/1b8jsgl/dans_most_recent_comment_on_a_grace_vanderwaal/ I'm out of jail ❤🎉 | |||
| 97 = Does it sting like a bee 🐝 | |||
| 98 = just got sexually asked for sex by another man | |||
| 99 = I understand, I am ending my life tonight | |||
| 100 = Due to my autism, my grandma passed away from cancer | |||
| 101 = Little fucker answer 😡 | |||
| 102 = fuck i just called bob the n word | |||
| 103 = Thank you for your support | |||
| 104 = I am a model | |||
| 105 = Code George Floyd!!! | |||
| 106 = Is it true you like s*x | |||
| 107 = This is for you Grace, And this is special for you | |||
| 108 = She was carrying a marchette | |||
| 109 = confadencal | |||
| 110 = I am going to bomb the airport 💣 | |||
| 111 = I’ll be singing in a fucking wheelchair | |||
| 112 = Okay I ain’t fucking lying about shit. Bob I need you to go live right now, I need you to make a social media account and put it out there right fucking now that I am not lying or I will kill you | |||
| 113 = Micheal Quinn keeps asking for sex!!!! | |||
| 114 = Does it feel like hornets | |||
| 115 = Why does grace vanderwaal rock her hips | |||
| 116 = Trelve | |||
| 117 = Crestions | |||
| 118 = Up and coming songwriter | |||
| 119 = Peeing Feeling | |||
| 120 = Internet Sensation | |||
| 121 = Do you guys have the BBC blizzard | |||
| 122 = the care provider put ranch in the mac n cheese | |||
| 123 = the vegetables taste like tree bark | |||
| 124 = federal borough of investigation | |||
| 125 = why is my cum red | |||
| 126 = There is a military heralcopter in Golden Colorado right now | |||
| 127 = What is your favoret position in bed | |||
| 128 = I'm being forced into stores and get nude | |||
| 129 = The media makes me look like a n***a | |||
| 130 = I got just 4 cheese burritos | |||
| 131 = We need to stop rildfires in California. | |||
| 132 = I wish I changed colors like a salamander. | |||
| 133 = You are so dogwater. | |||
| 134 = You are so free, free-er than a public restroom. | |||
| 135 = Did you guys know I am so good with phones I should work at phone depot. | |||
| 136 = This message is to all the hackers. I declare fucking war. Lets fight. Meet me at Starbucks! | |||
| 137 = You need to pick a side? Heaven or Hell? | |||
| 138 = My grandma put a curse on me | |||
| 139 = I want you to know if you feel like you need to pee to literally just do it and don't worry about anybody else and don't worry about judgement | |||
| 140 = Being homeless is the hardest part about life | |||
| 141 = I'm friends with the tickle monster | |||
| 142 = Bob is about to become permanently homeless | |||
| 143 = I just got sexually asked for sex by another man | |||
| 144 = I got closterfobia | |||
| 145 = Do I look nice, or do I look like a lizard that just came out of a shooting rabbit hole? Either way, looks like I don’t have a future! | |||
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Latest revision as of 15:53, 1 June 2024
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