Mac N Cheese Incident: Difference between revisions

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DANIEL HAS BEEN SPOTTED HAVING BUTT SEX WITH DANIEL LARSON ON THE FOURTH OF MAY

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-While living with [[Jonas]], Daniel was frequently given mac 'n' cheese as food. He grew a great distaste for this mac and cheese and eventually claimed to be "poisoned" with Jalapeños, honey mustard, and spicy ranch which were in the mac 'n' cheese.
+DANIEL HAS BEEN SPOTTED HAVING BUTT SEX WITH DANIEL LARSON ON THE FOURTH OF MAY
-== The Poisoning ==
-When Daniel was ''"enjoying"'' another plate of mac and cheese, he remarked how it tasted like "cow piss" and was absolutely disgusting, pointing out little black flecks in his food.
-He then checked the fridge and noticed that there was no milk available to make his mac and cheese. Following this discovery, Daniel pulled a spicy ranch bottle from his fridge and questioned why the mac n cheese tastes like "ranch with a more tangy taste". He then took a closer look at the honey mustard and it contained similar black specs to the ones found in the mac and cheese. He deduced that a lot of this honey mustard was used because he could "see a line" and there was no sound when he shook it.
-Daniel then goes back and continues eating, saying that he never thought he would be "putting this all over the media" but it "started affecting his family and his girlfriend", so he threw away the mustard mac n cheese, plate and all.
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